Multigasm 

Multigasm

A contraction of "Multiple" and "Orgasm".
Just like Multimax is one of "Multiple" and "Climax"

1. The art of achieving Multiple Orgasms during one session of sexual intercourse.
If you are a man, this is nearly impossible.
If you are a woman, then every man envies you and your ability to do this. However it is dependent on your sexual partner and how good they are at doing the deed, fingering, cunnilingus (aka eating pussy) and other things.
If you plan on visiting the Palace of Love any time soon, then Multigasm is a technique that needs to be perfected.

1.
Woman moans
Man: Oh, what happens if I...
Woman's moans get louder
Man: You appear to be enjoying this, maybe...
Woman screams/shudders/arch's back/mixture of all 3
Kiss, cuddle, woman calms down
Man: Did you like that? Let's try...
Woman begins moaning again

Repeat until Announcer yells, Quest log changes or Achievement is reached

Announcer: MUTLIGASM!!!

Chat box: Man has completed the achievement Give Multigasm
Chat box: Woman has completed the achievement Receive Multigasm

Quest Log: Quest - Multigasm (Complete)
0 XP rewarded, 0 Gold rewarded
Other "Rewards" - You get to cuddle with your lady while she tells you all about her long day at the office or other place of employment.
You aren't allowed to fall asleep... tough break, motherfucker.

Man *whispering*: kill me, please.

Multigasm by rzhhhh August 25, 2009

Multigasm 

Multiple orgasms, from clitoral, vaginal and anal - simultaneously

I multigasmed so hard last night from my god-like mans zombie penis that I fell over fuck drunk.
'I can't feel my legs when I'm with you, but I like it'

Multigasm by Librarian tendencies August 13, 2017

multitasting 

The practice of mixing odd flavors in the mouth simultaneously. Some examples of multitasting include eating a piece of citrus fruit too soon after brushing one's teeth, taking a hit off a beer while also chewing gum, or sucking on a breath mint while eating a wasabi-laden sushi roll.

While it is most often a manifestation of absent-mindedness, multitasting has also been deliberately practiced by people who 'just don't give a fuck.' These brave intentional multitasters have inspired humanity for generations innumerable. Kneel before Zod!

Did you see that chick? She just popped a piece of gum in her mouth, chewed it like three times, and then downed half a diet soda. And now...I think...yes!...she's back to chewing the gum! What is this fucktardation?

That's called multitasting, and it is rather odd. But did you know that both the chewing gum and the soda contain a chemical poison called aspartame, which should never have been approved by the FDA?

No, do tell!

Well, it just so happens that Aspartame was passed despite FDA scientists' disapproval by none other than douche nozzle extraordinaire, Donald Rumsfeld.

According to a G.D. Searle's salesperson, Patty WoodAllott, Donald Rumsfeld stated "he would call in all his markers and that no matter what, he would see to it that aspartame be approved this year."

An interview with consumer attorney Jim Turner revealed how Donald Rumsfeld "called in his markers" as part of Reagan's transition team in 1981. This is why G.D. Searle felt compelled to reapply for aspartame's approval one day after Reagan's inauguration.

This is despite rejection of aspartame over brain tumors.

What a bunch of sweethearts, huh? I wish asshats Rumsfeld and that stupid band 311 would all go die in a fire.

multitasting by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 22, 2010

multitasking 

A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn't make a point of one were drawn for them.

Joe: "Blah, blah corporate office blah, blah, leverage proactively blah, blah human capital and grade-A synergy, blah, blah. Do you agree, Jim?"

Jim: "I'm sorry, Joe, I was multitasking, can you repeat that?"

multitasking by workinglate February 8, 2007

multigaying 

You're multitasking, but in a homosexual way.

On msn
Me: *shit about dad*
Me: sorry i'm complaining about him
Friend:It's okay, I'm multigaying

multigaying by myrealnamewasstolen November 11, 2010

multiwasting 

Multiwasting: verb, the act of doing mutiple time wasting activities at once.

I was watching TV and playing Mario Kart on my DS while updating Facebook on my laptop while talking on my cell phone. I was multiwasting.

multiwasting by Stenzo March 24, 2011

Multigært 

The word “Multigært” is a word used when someone is incredibly skilled in mathematics. The word has a very interesting and clever backstory. Once upon a time a very smart mathematician discovered the “Multigært” formula. He found out that if you multiply the number 69 with its own components (6 and 9), turn the new number into a Morse code and then to Albanian; it spells out “Multigært” backwards. The formula might not seem so useful, but many off the most known mathematicians has used to formula to solve their math problems. The word is also written in the “Most useful math formulas” book by Albert Einstein.

I used to be retarded. But then I learned the Multigært formula!

Multigært by Historian Andy February 2, 2021