ryan's definitions

miss jabberwock

A beauty contest for African-American girls.

Dude, my girlfriend is Miss Jabberwock!

by Ryan May 3, 2004

Perthed

A verb originating from the small world phenomenon. Normally six degrees of separation are said to connect everybody, but one only needs to go about three degrees to connect the residents of Perth, Western Australia (remotest mainland city in the world) to each other. Usually the residents are quite surprised when they discover that .

"My head's still spinning from being Perthed again this weekend!"

"Wow, my parents' neighbour is the hospital, in the bed next to my wife. What a Perthing!"
(ie, the chain is wife-speaker-parents-neighbour)

by Ryan April 26, 2005

kuambas

Good times or good memories with your buddies.

the beach last night was some serious kuambas

by ryan April 18, 2004

Pac-Menstrate

A creature of the green blob family, most closely related to the Ass Goblin . Feasts on the discarded placenta and uteran lining of hot american women between 14 and 50. Lives a fufilled life in alleigence with Dallas rock band Next Day Fight, forever engaged battle with its mortal enemy The YeastMaster .

That Pac-Menstrate bent that bitch right the fuck over. BaBam!

by ryan April 17, 2003

madsnake

a person who posseses admirable or insane qualities

"fuck you're a madsnake"

by ryan July 23, 2003

sucky-shitty

Overhead from a teenage girl in the late 1990s. A period adjective for something that is both shitty and sucks.

"I lost my lunch money on the way to school."

"How sucky."

"And then I saw the cute boy with another girl in the cafeteria."

"Shitty!"

"Ya, I'm having a sucky-shitty day."

by Ryan December 12, 2004

tim duncan

To be the most consistent basketball player to ever play the game. To dominate boths ends of the court. To achieve stats without effort.

Hi my names Tim Duncan and im modestly the best in the NBA

by Ryan May 31, 2004