ryan's definitions

Dagening

When you tuck your t-shirt into your blue jeans(without a belt), while wearing pasty white gym shoes. This look is commom for males around the ages of 30-40.

Look at that old fuck. He is dagening

by Ryan February 10, 2004

spawn

To reproduce and participate in sexual activities. Also just a really cool way to say 'Have Sex'

Well sir, I spawned with your daughter last night

by Ryan April 4, 2005

Quam

A short, incredibly sexy young stoner.


Also, see Quam Baby

QUAMCAKES are tasty!

by Ryan November 13, 2003

mo mo

eliphant testical

by ryan May 22, 2003

oopsie

While farting really hard, the accidental release of fecal matter into your pants.

I thought I just had to fart, but I had an oopsie instead!

by Ryan August 21, 2002

Underdog

60's cartoon of a superdog. Always spoke in rhymes. Constantly had to save his loved Polly Purebread from archenemy Simon Barr Sinister.

Person 1:Look, in the sky, it's a bird
Person 2:It's a Plane
Person 3:It's a frog......
Person 1&2:A frog?

Underdog: Nor bird, nor plane, nor even frog......just little ole me ....UNDERDOG!!! HIP HIP AND AWAY!!

by Ryan August 1, 2004

Love Handles

The areas of extra fat that hang or slightly bulge from the sides, and are also the little rolls on the lower back. Both men and women can have these.
Love handles vary in size, to small, cute, and curvaceous; all the way to massive, obese, and covered with stretchmarks (Not Good)
Women SHOULD have love handles. If they don't have small ones on their lower back (back rolls), then they are way too skinny. This is how I like my girls too. I LOVE those extra curves and places to hold that feel soft in my hands, OH YEAH

That girl's love handles are so cute....Damn look at those curves!

by Ryan August 13, 2004