ryan's definitions

pittsnogled

What happens when WVU center Kevin Pittsnogle hits three pointer in your face, leaving you confused and astonished.

In the first half last night UL was left pittsnogled.

by ryan March 27, 2005

fawx

Variant on "Dawg", used in much the same context.

"Damn fawx, did you see the caboose on that one?"

by Ryan May 24, 2003

hearing aid

no no no you guys got it all wrong, its basically when a girl is giving a guy head and right when the guy is about to spurt, he turns her to the side and shoots in her ear without warning.

Richard turned Tanya to the side and gave her a hearing aid.

by Ryan October 13, 2004

Bro

A redneck of sorts. Usually a white ugly short guy who wears big belt buckles(often iron crosses) and drives a lifted pick up truck. They have ugly ass girl friends who they have to be with 24/7 and they beat them too. Always hang out with other bros and are often wiggers and but always faggots. Also they like Metal Mulisha and make sure everyone knows that by putting big ugly ass stickers on their back window of their car. Just fags.

Check out that bro's lifted F-350! Thats tight bro!

by Ryan March 26, 2005

pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

by Ryan February 8, 2005

rump ravager

one who ravages rumps of gay men

Crys Herrera is a rump ravager.

by Ryan April 23, 2003

Britney Spears

A hot,curvaceous blonde pop star with a nice ass. She has one of the most gorgeous faces that you have ever seen. Even if her music isn't that original, or if some people say she can't sing, she's still beautiful and compassionate. She can't be that bad of a musician if she has such high album sells and such a large fanbase.

Britney Spears, I love you, and I'm gonna have sex with you forever.

by Ryan October 25, 2004