ryan's definitions

raspberry danish

Just before ejaculation from a blow job punch your female in the face and as the blood mixes with the cum it creates a raspberry danish.

For breakfast I suggested we perform a raspberry danish to quinch our sweet tooth.

by Ryan May 19, 2003

turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

by ryan November 25, 2003

Grundy Puff

a wang that has clumps of ball hair, that gay men like to munch on

Dude i heard bobby ate jew bob's grundy puffs

by Ryan April 10, 2003

La Tunza

Extremely beautiful woman

*bite fist* fuuuuckkk!! La tuuunnzzaaaaa!!!!

by Ryan July 11, 2003

titchode

the area in which you connect a chain through u r nipple piercing and attach it to your sack via a peg

the word orignated from ancient aisa, they used this method as a form of torture

by Ryan February 24, 2005

floppy disk

A term a computer geek may use to describe his penis in a limp state.

I have a 1.44 MB floppy drive, but when I saw you, it turned into a 3 GB hard drive.

by Ryan July 28, 2003

Survivor

An awesome Progressive/Arena rock band from Chicago. They're peak in popularity and album sales was between 1982 and the late 80s. The related bands in their genre are: Foreigner, Journey, and Starship. Survivor's greatest songs were: High On You, Poor Man's Son, Is This Love, Eye of The Tiger, and The Search Is Over. You must check this band out.

"Eye of The Tiger" was featured in the Rocky soundtrack. "Vital Signs" is the finest Survivor album.

by Ryan August 11, 2004