ryan's definitions

Navy

A branch of the military which is just as valuable as any other one.

Making fun of the Navy is a common pasttime of men with small penises.

by Ryan January 31, 2004

Raisin Titties

titties that look like raisins from tanning too much

Something about Mary

by Ryan May 21, 2004

Seis-Nut

The one who has three testicles per side.

I am Seis-Nut. I have more balls than you can ever imagine.

by Ryan January 24, 2003

turtle

A flaccid uncut cock without too much foreskin. If the foreskin completely covers the cockhead, it's not a turtle.

It's cold outside, i'm getting a turtle.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Lie

My existence

D: + my life = 2 X D:

by Ryan November 13, 2003

sasquatch

a beautiful, hot, smart, cool, funny, pulchritudinous, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful girl/lady/woman... oh and she has to hav a nice bon bon too

jaymee is a sasquatch cuz she has a nice bon bon

by ryan January 16, 2005

Hajime Saito

The captain of the 3rd squad of the Shinsengumi during the Bakamatsu in Japan in the 1800s. He later went on to be a police man by the name of Goro Fujita. He has also been incarnated in Rurouni Kenshin and has skills only second to Kenshin and uses his signature technique, the Gatotsu a powerful attack that is nearly unstoppable and was only evaded by Kenshin. He is probably the 3rd strongest and most skilled swordsman in the Rurouni Kenshin series(Kenshin being first and Hiko being second). He is also the only real main character in the series. He has thin eyes and wheres a police man suit.

Saito Hajime was the captain of the 3rd squad of the Shinsengumi.

by Ryan February 27, 2005