noun. when you ejaculate in the anus of a male or femal, and then remove the ejaculate by sucking through a straw
"That fucking chotch gave my girl friend a Peruvian tunnel malt! Oh man, it's open season on his virgin asshole!"
by Ryan April 21, 2004
a beautiful, hot, smart, cool, funny, pulchritudinous, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful girl/lady/woman... oh and she has to hav a nice bon bon too
by ryan January 17, 2005
1) A good song by the band Green Day
2) A combination of products that has been believed by many people to make someone's head explode when both combined.
2) A combination of products that has been believed by many people to make someone's head explode when both combined.
While I was listening to Green Day, I saw this guy eat a handful of Pop Rocks followed instantly by a swig of Coca-Cola, then his head exploded like a watermelon.
by Ryan August 16, 2004
by Ryan May 07, 2004