ryan's definitions

pseudointellectual

Created solely as an attempt to display the author's intellectual prowess though actually void of real pith; intellectualism as style rather than substance. Often relies on heavy name dropping and erudite, obscure terminology instead of easily understood, common words.

As much as I like DJ Spooky, when he starts talking on the CD I always skip the tracks to avoid his long pseudointellectual musings.

by Ryan March 9, 2005

swass

a sweaty ass, usually found on a fat person.

wow that chick gets a swass from walking up the stairs!

by ryan March 9, 2005

jackhammer

A sex position where you get the chic doggy style and begind to do her from the back. Then when she least expects it, pull her arms out from under her so that her face and shoulder fall to the bed with her ass in the air while you proceed to pound away.

I gave this chic the jackhammer, I'm surprised her teeth ddn't puncture the mattress.

by Ryan March 7, 2005

Zup

A lurker who has spontaneous insight. Rarely chats, but has strong views on several subjects. Generally is well liked by those that know them.

He's such a zup! Why can't he just be like us and flame the hell out of everyone?

by Ryan March 6, 2005

kmfc

A swine bag. A person so vile that her stench makes your eyes water. Someone who's very existence makes you want to vomit everywhere. Her personality is so attrocious that plunging a knife into your throat would be more fun than holding a conversation with her...

Looking at KMFC is like looking at a nuke you just dropped

by ryan March 4, 2005

linder

Committing to the process of defication, usually used to announce the need to do or to discribe the process of defication.

"Man, i gotta go drop a linder."
"I had to drop a linder, now my pants are loose."

by Ryan March 3, 2005

SALT

Derivative from the act of "throwing salt" on one's game, any case in which one might deprecate another and embarrasingly so.

"Quit throwing S-A-L-T all over my G-A-M-E!"

by Ryan March 3, 2005