ryan's definitions

Detroit

An awesome city that is the largest in the state of Michigan and is right on the edge of the border with our neighbor. No, NOT Mexico!!!

I put that thing about the confusion with Mexican and Canadian borders ^ up there just for the entertainment value.

by Ryan December 7, 2004

Rusty Trombone

Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job.

"The orchestra of fucking sounded much better with that Rusty Trombone."

by Ryan May 24, 2004

cock strainer

1. One who strains, or sucks a cock
2. A real bastard

Brian's a dirty low-down cock strainer!

by Ryan January 19, 2005

holla back girl

A girl that is willing to be treated like a doormat or booty call. She is a girl that will allow guys to do whatever they want with her and will just wait for them to 'holla back' at them.

Jermaine fools around with Aisha. Thinking he likes her, she waits around for him to make contact with her again.

by Ryan April 12, 2005

quick stick

Premature ejactulater.

"How was Trent last night?"

"Oh you know. We sqrewed, but he is such a quick stick that I have to finish myself off after he leaves."

by Ryan March 14, 2005

Queeger

noun
a "cocky" fucker of Ryan who likes to do it Doggy Style at school

ALSO SEE: Gay Fag

Queeger smiled at Ryan as they came out of the closet (literally) after a hard fuck.

by Ryan March 27, 2005

John F. Kennedy

The best president this country has ever had.

That's really all there is to it.

by Ryan August 13, 2004