fruitnog

Yum, that was tasty fruitnog!
by Rory March 07, 2005
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splatooie

The onomatopoeia for when something gets splattered, as used by queer men, although they pronounce it thplatooie
I thaw the thcarietht movie the other day. A man got shot and THPLATOOIE!!! hith hed exploded
by Rory July 12, 2004
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Polynesian Handshake

The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.
I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...
by Rory August 27, 2007
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buy

He went to buy sneakers
by Rory October 06, 2002
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e-penis

One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.
"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car"
"Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny"
SA: "e-penis, lol"
by Rory January 05, 2007
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guns n roses

by rory July 11, 2004
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smartball

A sexercise toy inserted into the vagina and in the shape of two balls that stimulates the vaginal muscles and causes the wearer to do her kegels all day. Feels like ticklish/pleasurable and sometimes overwhelming rumbling.
Maria can't walk because she's using her Smartballs and the sensation is too distracting.
by Rory March 28, 2005
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