piranha's definitions

Kojak

A new series on USA that could of been a quality series, but is unfortunately nothing more than a "PC" (politically correct remake.

USA miscalculated severely with the new "PC" Kojak!

by Piranha March 25, 2005

Jacksonville

The only city in Florida that contains in breeds as well as rednecks!

Hey JAX and Duval County, I'm shocked you don't petition to leave Florida and try to be admitted into Georgia!

by Piranha May 14, 2005

NCAA

A bunch of busybodies who have nothing better to do than slap sanctions on collegiate athletes and teams for minor things as accepting money, but yet loves to whore out the term "March Madness" to businesses whocan afford the licensing fee!

NCAA needs to get a life!

by Piranha March 25, 2005

vultures

Derogatory (although deserved) term for panhandlers after their method of sizing up who looks the most vulnerable to be hit up on for money, like the bird species which swoops around looking for what they think are weak and/or injured animals to consume.

I see some homeless people swooping all around me like vultures, time to make a abrupt turn away from them!

by Piranha August 20, 2006

ROC

Airport code for the most lamest city in the United States with a disproportionately violent crime rate: Rochester, N.Y.

Damn, since I have to fly into Rochester, I better wear a bulletproof vest to protect my back!

by Piranha September 30, 2006

Seattle

A very decent city in the Pacific Northwest region that has a high quality lifestyle, great outdoor activities and climate year round, but unfortunately is also a stronghold of radical environmentalists and liberals.

If it wasn't for all the leftist politics in Seattle, I would still be staying around there and not have moved.

by Piranha July 25, 2006

Selective Service

The federal cabinet agency of the US Government that pools registrations of all US males ages 18 to 26 for possible coerced enlistment in the military in the event of a war.

While they threaten all registration evaders with 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 dollar fine, I'm sure all the rich Republicrat politicians kids are all exempt from the requirement.

Look at Selective Service forcing all these young Americans to sign up..what a Soviet like agency.

by Piranha May 17, 2006