by Piranha February 21, 2011

One of the two uber hot weather divas on the NBC Weather Plus Channel alongside fellow Meterologist Samantha Davies.
Whether it's during a Hurricane, Heat Wave, or a Blizzard, Britta Merwin can bring my offspring into the world anyday!
by Piranha October 01, 2008

It'd be considered a borderline hate crime to have a "Christmas sale", nowadays the PC term is "Holiday sale"!
by Piranha November 17, 2006

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:
1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.
2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.
1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.
2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.
TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSS screening. Please follow me over to those chairs.
Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!
Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!
by Piranha June 11, 2006

Crap military drill instructors like to say to basic trainees when they aren't performing to expectation.
by Piranha October 29, 2004

PASSENGER ON A FLIGHT:
If that towelhead goes on my flight, I'm gonna make the airline re-book me onto another flight!
If that towelhead goes on my flight, I'm gonna make the airline re-book me onto another flight!
by Piranha August 03, 2005

It's quite ok in today's politically correct world for people to call caucasians crackers and get away with it, but watch what would happen if a caucasian fired the term nigger or spick back.....you can count on the caucasian being charged with a hate crime!
by Piranha May 17, 2006
