piranha's definitions

junk mail

United States Postal Service sanctioned mail consisting of advertisements that 99.5% of the population doesn't want, but they insist on forcing down the captive postal customers throats anyway.

Dang junk mail, there is so much of it in my box clogging it that I'm being driven nuts!!!

by Piranha June 11, 2006

MTV

A cable music network that has downgraded to almost nothing in the last few years since they always air rap crap almost the entire day!

MTV is trying to be a BET wannabe in the name of political correctness!

by Piranha November 3, 2004

Jehovah's Witness

A bunch of rats who insist on forcing their religious beliefs on the general public at all costs, including harassment.

A whole bunch of Jehovah's Witness freaks woke me up on my day off last week, what a bunch of subversive losers!

by Piranha May 4, 2006

Vanessa Hudgens

A hot singer and actress who stars on The Disney Channel's "High School Musical" franchise series.

Hey, I'd be hitting Vanessa Hudgens' pootytang raw night after night if I could!

by Piranha January 3, 2009

Debra LaFave

The former Florida school teacher who gave new meaning to the term sex education by having sex with one of her students. A true TILF!

Debra LaFave pioneered the concept of hands on Sex Ed.

by Piranha September 21, 2008

Paris Hilton

The ultimate sexy lady in the world, and also Nicole Ritchie's worse nightmare.A true sexpot.

Damn, if I had my way, I'd be hitting Paris Hilton's pootytang raw night after night.

by Piranha September 12, 2006