phil's definitions

senny

Likes making docks, and selling hot dogs.

Sen stands in his store and repeats "Buy my dog, Buy my dog, Buy my dog."

by Phil March 27, 2003

charver

Widely regarded as the scum of the universe, chavers maily live in the Noth-East Of England in such cities as Newcastle. I live near there, and you cant walk down the street wearing anything black without hearing 'Oi Gof git ova ere now so wes can kik ya teef in ow, ya fookan cont ow'. Chavers move around in packs, cos they are really soft as shite. They listen to new monkey and smoke everything from cannabis to oregano (yes they're that poor).

Charv: Ow man giz a tab ow
Goth: Fuck off
Charv: Oi man ya fookan cont (pulls out kitchen knife), giz all ya moneyz or ill knife yas
Goth: (Pulls out sawn-off shotgun and blows charvs head off)
Passers By: Yeh! Kill the Charvs, Kill The Charvs
Mayor Of Newcastle: I hereby give this brave goth 1 million pounds and a free holiday to the bahamas for killing that disgusting charv

by Phil August 31, 2004

relacore

Means a food is spicy. When you say a food is hot, you do not know if they mean temperature hot or spicy hot.

This burrito is relacore.

by Phil October 28, 2004

wha

when somebody is so retarded they say what in a conversation but it comes out wha?

one day robbie said wha to mrs. healy and got a detention for saying wha

by Phil February 22, 2005

Jilf

Japanese I'd Like To Fuck

jilf jilf jilf jilf!!!

by phil April 20, 2005

dungfunnel

to insert the penis into a womans, or mans, anus

She takes it up the dungfunnel

by phil April 3, 2005

Clampet

A fuckin jerk off, dumb Person

George W Bush

by Phil July 7, 2003