Definitions by phil

aol 

an ISP. you still get barraged by ads, banners and adware even though you have to pay 30$ a month for the service. shows how stupid america is because they are the biggest ISP.

America: is earthlink good? i'm thinking about switching to it.

aol by Phil January 27, 2005

coon poon 

the nice tight, moist vagina of an african american girl usually between 100-110 lbs.

although not intended to be a racial phrase, it is rooted in anti-nonchristianity.

coon poon by Phil January 27, 2005

nee-na nee-na 

The sound made when someone knows what another person is about to do. Used primarily to taunt the other person.

A way of saying "hey doofus, I know what you just picked. Get ready to be schooled."

Used especially during video game playing with multiple-choice games such as Techmo Superbowl.

After I said "nee-na nee-na", Mike knew he was in trouble....

nee-na nee-na by Phil January 27, 2005

televangelist 

see: thief, crook, bad guy, bush

someone that plays on people's unfounded beliefs to rob and or ass rape them

Cojo made tim think he was giving him a makeover when he was really just stealing his cum

televangelist by Phil January 25, 2005

murphy brown

a woman (usually older) that is generally unattractive but nonetheless makes you horny

"check out condi rice giving bush a BJ. she's a murphy brown"

murphy brown by Phil January 24, 2005

candyass 

Kickass album by the band Orgy.

Orgy's candyass rules. It has the song 'stitches' on it.

candyass by Phil January 23, 2005

ho-oh 

an exclaimation shouted during sex with a ho. usually shouted before orgasm

"oh yes. suck my nuts. i'm almost there. yes. hooooooo-oooooooooohh!!!! (cums)"

ho-oh by Phil January 22, 2005