patrick's definitions

The Rattle Snake

an expirimental sexual scenario of aquired taste. First, party A places a bowel movement in party B's bed without party B's consent. Party A hides the feces with party B's blanket. When Party B sits down, Party A starts to make snake noises. when Party B says "why are you making snake noises?", party A says "because your sitting on my poop"

Patrick just rattlesnaked Connor, and now connor is on the fritz

by Patrick March 10, 2005

hall pass

term used for someone so good looking, your significant other can't keep you from them; a free pass; usually used for celebrities

Angelina Jolie is so hot that if I had the chance to meet her, my wife will give me a hall pass

by Patrick November 7, 2007

shlanger

The males penis. Small or big. Other people prefer the word Cock or Dick.

Christian has a small shlanger

by Patrick May 13, 2005

Prepster

Half prep and half gangster.

Kelly you are not a gangster you are a prepster.

by Patrick April 21, 2005