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An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.
by Patrick May 7, 2005
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Get the Prepster mug.1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal.
2.a good name to call someone
2.a good name to call someone
1. After sarah got nailed, she needed a dooche bag to clean herself out.
2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.
2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.
by Patrick April 19, 2005
Get the dooche bag mug.(v.) When one is Gouthamied, (s)he just got pwned by one of three things: fucked up by jigglypuff in smash,a tantalizing close encouter with lesbians, or hit in the head with a baseball bat(s).
OhHHHHHHHH SHIT, YOU JUST GOT GOUTHAMIED!!!!!!
I GOT GOUTHAMIED SO BAD BUT I PROMISE YOU ILL GET YOU BACK!
I GOT GOUTHAMIED SO BAD BUT I PROMISE YOU ILL GET YOU BACK!
by patrick April 17, 2005
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by Patrick April 9, 2005
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