patrick's definitions

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 22, 2005

ipod

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.

I just spent $300 on a new ipod because the TV told me to.

by Patrick May 7, 2005

pomofo

Same as Poor Mutha F-er

Sheee, look at dat pomofo!

by Patrick September 28, 2003

shat on a turtle

when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle

dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.

that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle

by patrick March 27, 2005

donkelator

Any person resembling attributes of a donkey. Usually associated with dull eyes, a permanent frowned mouth, and a low crackly voice.

Our Chemistry teacher Mr. Wilkenson is such a fucking donkelator

by Patrick July 8, 2004

Rasheed

The awesomest forward in the world. Critisized by the nba media. Mostly misunderstood. Fuck you all hes the best.

DOOOD, RASHEED OWNED THE GAME LAST NIGHt.

by Patrick November 23, 2003

penultimate

Literally means "next to last". In street speak it takes on the meaning "second to none" or simply used to describe something utterly appeasing. It is easy to get away with using this word because of it's confusion with "ultimate" by those who don't know any better.

Yiee yiee, this be da penultimate shiee here.

by Patrick January 6, 2004