patrick's definitions

ipod

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.

I just spent $300 on a new ipod because the TV told me to.

by Patrick May 7, 2005

pomofo

Same as Poor Mutha F-er

Sheee, look at dat pomofo!

by Patrick September 28, 2003

Gouthami

(v.) When one is Gouthamied, (s)he just got pwned by one of three things: fucked up by jigglypuff in smash,a tantalizing close encouter with lesbians, or hit in the head with a baseball bat(s).

OhHHHHHHHH SHIT, YOU JUST GOT GOUTHAMIED!!!!!!

I GOT GOUTHAMIED SO BAD BUT I PROMISE YOU ILL GET YOU BACK!

by patrick April 17, 2005

pump n' sleep

process of having sex very quickly and falling over to sleep immediately after

That bitch was so annoying, I had to pull a pump n' sleep on her.

by Patrick March 15, 2004

The greatest thing ever

Having your dick sucked.

Oh, last night, the greatest thing ever happpened to me, thanks to your mom.

by Patrick April 9, 2005

jamie may

One who likes large ladies.

Jamie May hearts fatties.

by Patrick April 13, 2005

binocs

Short for binoculars.

hey lemme borrow your binocs for a sec!

by Patrick February 3, 2005