ipod

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.
I just spent $300 on a new ipod because the TV told me to.
by Patrick May 08, 2005
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Smizzart

You didn't put gas in the car, oh that's smizzart!
by Patrick October 27, 2003
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masochist

Person who gets off on hurting themself.
Albert Fish is a masochist who eats children.
by Patrick January 27, 2003
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Escoapad

Eat shit choke on a pretzel and die.
ESCOAPAD n00b!!! KEKEKEKE!!!11!one
by Patrick October 07, 2004
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sheers

a drinking game where you have some hedge clippers and you throw them in the air and if they get stuck in the ground you do not have to drink, they they do not get stuck you do have to drink
NOTE: must be pre drunk to play or else it is a ridiculous game.
HAHA u suck now u gotta drink
well lets see what u can do JERK
YES im good now i dont gotta drink... but ima drink ne ways cause its fun:) SHEERS like cheers but with the SH
by Patrick August 01, 2006
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papi chulo

1: One who gets three fat Samoan ladies to freak him at house parties; pimp.

2: See Miten.
Oh my god, that indian guy is sooooo miten! I've found my papi chulo.
by Patrick October 22, 2004
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jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.
I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.
by Patrick April 24, 2008
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