papermachete's definitions
1. An electronic, metal box ruled by cruel, mighty deities who fuck themselves up with computer bugs to piss you off.
2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.
3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.
3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.
3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.
3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
Damn this computer to hell; that's where the omnipotent asshole gods living inside of it belong.
Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.
Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.
Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.
Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.
Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Get the computermug. Some random shit I defined it as: What you say if you didn't want to hear something or see something as if to "ex" or slash or erase it from one's memory.
(n.) A former boyfriend or girlfriend.
(n.) A former anything.
(n.) A former boyfriend or girlfriend.
(n.) A former anything.
*see picture of naked grandma* EX!!
Nadia: I love you, but I think we should spend sometime apart for a change.
Mike: EX!!
Genghis Khan was an ex-ruler of Mongolia and much of Asia.
Nadia: I love you, but I think we should spend sometime apart for a change.
Mike: EX!!
Genghis Khan was an ex-ruler of Mongolia and much of Asia.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the exmug. (n.) The origin of this word could possibly be from bunkum, which means rubbish or hogwash.
(n.) A bed that has two mattress levels.
(n.) A bed that has two mattress levels.
What a bunch of bunk! I do not sleep with my teddy bear...all the time.
Mike: That bunk looks mighty fine! I get to be on the top!
Nadia: Sicko.
Mike: That bunk looks mighty fine! I get to be on the top!
Nadia: Sicko.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Get the bunkmug. by papermachete November 7, 2005
Get the supa finemug. expression or interjection of pleasure or pleasant surprise.
another way of saying oh boy or oh yea
less severe way of saying hell yes
a good thing to say when presented with dessert or candy
another way of saying oh boy or oh yea
less severe way of saying hell yes
a good thing to say when presented with dessert or candy
when she tore her blouse off and proceeded to yank me towards her by my necktie, i exclaimed, "oolala!"
when the waiter came with dessert, trudy exclaimed, "oolala!"
when the waiter came with dessert, trudy exclaimed, "oolala!"
by papermachete November 3, 2005
Get the oolalamug. 1. Something no one can handle.
2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.
3. Something that can be really fucked up.
2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.
3. Something that can be really fucked up.
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!
The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde
Truth is stranger than fiction
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!
The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde
Truth is stranger than fiction
by PaperMachete October 30, 2005
Get the the truthmug. 1. (n.) What happens when a deer has sexual relations with an elk.
2. (n.) A product of boredom and having no life.
2. (n.) A product of boredom and having no life.
by papermachete November 5, 2005
Get the delkmug.