65 definitions by papermachete
1. (n.) What happens when a deer has sexual relations with an elk.
2. (n.) A product of boredom and having no life.
2. (n.) A product of boredom and having no life.
by papermachete October 29, 2005
(n.) the sound of something flying by very quickly, deadlines for instance.
(v.) to pass by very rapidly.
(v.) to pass by very rapidly.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."
- Douglas Adams.
A snowball whooshed past my face, missing by an infinitesmal distance; I let out my battle cry that woke up the whole neighborhood.
- Douglas Adams.
A snowball whooshed past my face, missing by an infinitesmal distance; I let out my battle cry that woke up the whole neighborhood.
by papermachete October 27, 2005
Yes.
Can be used to delay a particularly embarrasing moment or if you're lost for words, like uh.
Can be used to answer an awkward or idiotic comment.
All purpose response to any situation.
Can be used to delay a particularly embarrasing moment or if you're lost for words, like uh.
Can be used to answer an awkward or idiotic comment.
All purpose response to any situation.
Fiorella: Are you ready for some some hot, crazy lovin'?
Mike: Yeah.
Fiorella: Why did you eat my all my damn sushi?
Mike: Yeeaah, about that...
George W. Bush: They misunderestimated me!
Mike: Yeah...
Troy: My hair's on fire. AAAARRRRRRRRGGHGHGHGH! My skin is burning!!!
Mike: Yeah.
Mike: Yeah.
Fiorella: Why did you eat my all my damn sushi?
Mike: Yeeaah, about that...
George W. Bush: They misunderestimated me!
Mike: Yeah...
Troy: My hair's on fire. AAAARRRRRRRRGGHGHGHGH! My skin is burning!!!
Mike: Yeah.
by papermachete October 29, 2005
1. An electronic, metal box ruled by cruel, mighty deities who fuck themselves up with computer bugs to piss you off.
2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.
3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.
3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.
3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.
3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
Damn this computer to hell; that's where the omnipotent asshole gods living inside of it belong.
Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.
Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.
Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.
Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.
Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
by papermachete October 26, 2005
(n.) The origin of this word could possibly be from bunkum, which means rubbish or hogwash.
(n.) A bed that has two mattress levels.
(n.) A bed that has two mattress levels.
What a bunch of bunk! I do not sleep with my teddy bear...all the time.
Mike: That bunk looks mighty fine! I get to be on the top!
Nadia: Sicko.
Mike: That bunk looks mighty fine! I get to be on the top!
Nadia: Sicko.
by papermachete October 31, 2005
self-explanatory phrase used to say in polite terms something that could be said in a lot ruder fashion.
by papermachete November 2, 2005
Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.
by papermachete October 29, 2005