Definitions by papermachete
scrumdiddlyumptious
a word originally coined by Roald Dahl, a kickass author of books that ruled my childhood
means really delicious or really marvelous
means really delicious or really marvelous
mmmmm...those children tasted scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture
scrumdiddlyumptious by PaperMachete November 2, 2005
the truth
1. Something no one can handle.
2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.
3. Something that can be really fucked up.
2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.
3. Something that can be really fucked up.
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!
The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde
Truth is stranger than fiction
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!
The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde
Truth is stranger than fiction
the truth by PaperMachete October 30, 2005
Pfff
Pfff by papermachete October 28, 2005
hellyo
hellyo by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
boring ass
That physics lecture was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.
boring ass by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
My eyes! They feel like needles!
What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.
Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.
Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.
Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.
My eyes! They feel like needles! by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
boring ass fuck
Instead of saying boring as fuck you say boring ass fuck to show that you are so really really really ridiculously bored that you would rather see two or more people ass fuck each other or participate in it than pay attention or do whatever it is that's boring.
A more extreme version of boring ass.
A more extreme version of boring ass.
boring ass fuck by PaperMachete October 26, 2005