papermachete's definitions

school

The reason pseudo-zombies roam the earth.

Start school fucking later.

I studied for the calc mid-term until five in the morning. Fuck school for turning me into a pseudo-zombie.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

yonder

adv.
In or at that indicated place: the house over yonder.

adj.
Being at an indicated distance, usually within sight: “Yonder hills,” he said, pointing.

pron.
One that is at an indicated place, usually within sight.

(dictionary.com)

Look over there at the big blue yonder.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

frog

amphibian that tastes like chicken fried or cooked.

amphibian you lick to get high if it's of the hallucinogenic sort from the Amazon.

this frog leg tastes like chicken.

stoner1: couldja pass me that there frog, bra?
stoner2: as soon as i'm done licking the hallucinogenic agents off of it's epidermal coating dude.

by papermachete February 18, 2007

Pfff

An expression of annoyance or disappointment.

I've got so much shit to do, pfff.

by papermachete October 28, 2005

36c's

a pair of really really ridiculously gorgeous or big tits

. Delphi moaned as Yan massaged and licked her supple 36c's .

by papermachete November 8, 2005

tongue

an instrument used to produce infinite pleasure

my tongue tasted the sweetness of the chocolate, causing me to orgasm.

her tongue roamed all over my body, causing me to orgasm.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

shrivel

What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.

My nutsack shriveled when I saw the old guy bang the old lady.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005