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Definitions by papermachete

face the music 

Dates back to 1850, but the exact origin is unknown. One theory is that it comes from the theater world, where musicians were in a pit in front of the stage, so "to face the music" was to turn towards the audience. Another theory says it comes from a Civil War military ceremony where an officer that is about to be cashiered is literally drummed out.
Come out and face the music. I know what you've been doing to my socks.
face the music by papermachete December 28, 2005

never mind 

1. A phrase that can implicitly mean, "sorry, I'm a dumbfuck," "forget that," or "forget I said that because it's idiotic and incriminating." Often used when the person spoken to has no fuckin' clue what the hell you're talking about.

Idiom: 2. "Don't bother" or "don't trouble yourself, it doesn't matter" or "It's no big deal." 3. "Not to mention, or certainly not." 4. "It's none of your beeswax, don't concern yourself with that."
1. Me: You're so nadia, Nadia. You make my heart race and my head crazy.
Nadia: What!?
Me: Never mind.

2. I was trying to get some help with my cuckoo brain, but never mind, I'll figure it out on my own.

3. I can't talk the talk, never mind walk the walk.

4. Never you mind where I'm going to take a piss.
never mind by papermachete December 28, 2005

dularious 

(adj.) Like fularious, but damn instead of fuckin. Dularious = damn hilarious.
Did you see that dularious monkey sling its feces at those tourists?
dularious by papermachete November 14, 2005

fornication station 

i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
fornication station by PaperMachete November 13, 2005

stop talking 

self-explanatory phrase used to say in polite terms something that could be said in a lot ruder fashion.
stop talking by papermachete November 13, 2005

tired as shit 

(adj.) To be so tired as to feel like shit and as to feel like you are numb to everything.
Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.
tired as shit by papermachete November 11, 2005

gnarlicious 

(adj.) Used to describe something that is both gnarly an delicious at the same time. Something that's so special and brings so much bliss to life that it can only be encapsulated by this unusual word.
Nadia is so gnarlicious; I miss her immensely (though I'm sure she doesn't feel the same).

Sushi is so gnarlicious I could eat it every waking second of my life.
gnarlicious by papermachete November 11, 2005