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goof off

(v.) To slack off by wasting time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the time through the most unproductive means possible.
I completely goofed off in college, devoting my life to slime volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.

I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.

To goof off is to live life to the fullest.
by papermachete November 10, 2005
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computer

1. An electronic, metal box ruled by cruel, mighty deities who fuck themselves up with computer bugs to piss you off.

2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.

3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.

3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
Damn this computer to hell; that's where the omnipotent asshole gods living inside of it belong.

Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.

Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.

Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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oo

an interjection used to express surpise, frustration, pleasure, admiration, or awe
oo you touched my tralala.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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yeah

Yes.

Can be used to delay a particularly embarrasing moment or if you're lost for words, like uh.

Can be used to answer an awkward or idiotic comment.

All purpose response to any situation.
Fiorella: Are you ready for some some hot, crazy lovin'?
Mike: Yeah.

Fiorella: Why did you eat my all my damn sushi?
Mike: Yeeaah, about that...

George W. Bush: They misunderestimated me!
Mike: Yeah...

Troy: My hair's on fire. AAAARRRRRRRRGGHGHGHGH! My skin is burning!!!
Mike: Yeah.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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elvis has left the building

Meaning the show/event has ended, this comes from the announcements that used to be made at the end of musician Elvis's concerts in order to get fans to leave the arena. Now we use this term anytime an event has ended.
Cindy: OHHHH, YEAHHH, OUUHHH, FUCK ME, CUM ON ME BABY!!!
Jacob (cums): Elvis has left the building (collapses on the floor).
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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okeydoke

Another way of saying okay, affirmative, roger that, or sure, sure thing, or alright

Related form is okey dokey
Naomi: When you go to the grocery store, could you get some Nutella?
Dawayne: Okeydoke.
by papermachete April 10, 2006
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the truth

1. Something no one can handle.

2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.

3. Something that can be really fucked up.
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde

Truth is stranger than fiction
by PaperMachete October 30, 2005
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