papermachete's definitions

worthy

(adj.) To be of sufficient value.

(adj.) What i am am not in the eyes of the most mondolicious babes.

(adj.) Deserving credit or having credit or merit; useful or valuable; honorable.

(n.) A distinguished person.

I'm not worthy, your highness!

I'm not worth of Claudia Schiffer; what a fox!

Wayne and Garth: We're not worthy!

by papermachete November 3, 2005

damn you

A common phrase expressing frustration or annoyance with someone or hatred, cursing him/her. Pretty self-explanatory.

Damn you, Fiorella! Why did you sleep with someone else!

by papermachete December 28, 2005

dularious

(adj.) Like fularious, but damn instead of fuckin. Dularious = damn hilarious.

Did you see that dularious monkey sling its feces at those tourists?

by papermachete November 14, 2005

educational

A word describing anything done in school that's a waste of time.

This "educational" stuff was boring as shit. I'd rather whack off to Freddy Kruger in a jungle with the lights out.

by PaperMachete October 25, 2005

okeydoke

Another way of saying okay, affirmative, roger that, or sure, sure thing, or alright

Related form is okey dokey

Naomi: When you go to the grocery store, could you get some Nutella?
Dawayne: Okeydoke.

by papermachete April 10, 2006

the truth

1. Something no one can handle.

2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.

3. Something that can be really fucked up.

Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde

Truth is stranger than fiction

by PaperMachete October 30, 2005

crack sweat

(n.) The sweat that forms in the asscrack after a sustained period of strenuous physical activity, like running in the summer with three pairs of sweatpants and three layers of coats on in Taiwan. Also can be the sweat that forms in your butthole due to an intense masturbation session or from being horny for an excessive amount of time.

After playing an intense game of squash, my shorts were drenched in crack sweat. Most unpleasant.

Michelle made me so horny and hot inside that crack sweat started to form in my bunkhole.

by papermachete December 28, 2005