Definitions by papermachete

goof off 

(v.) To slack off by wasting time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the time through the most unproductive means possible.

I completely goofed off in college, devoting my life to slime volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.

I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.

To goof off is to live life to the fullest.

goof off by papermachete November 10, 2005

hokum 

(n.) 1. Something apparently impressive or legitimate but actually untrue or insincere; nonsense. 2.
A stock technique for eliciting a desired response from an audience.

(n.) The cum of a ho.

Cindy thought that I was spouting hokum when I told her that I would make her scream. She was wrong; she threw me on the table and rode my throbbing cock until hokum started to leak out from her cunt and her moans became gasping screams of ecstasy.

hokum by PaperMachete November 10, 2005

36c's 

a pair of really really ridiculously gorgeous or big tits

. Delphi moaned as Yan massaged and licked her supple 36c's .

36c's by papermachete November 8, 2005

supa fine 

(adj.) describing something crazy fine, bodacious, gnarly, or the shit

Laura is so supa fine. What a mondo babe.

supa fine by papermachete November 7, 2005

carnalval 

(n.) A carnival of sex-craziness and horny fiends. A freakshow of carnal delight. A good way to spend a Saturday night. Something that can only occurs in wet dreams.

I went to carnalval and had so much sex with so many bodacious babes. It was a blast.

carnalval by papermachete November 7, 2005

Sherminator 

Chuck Sherman's nickname in American Pie and American Pie 2.

A kickass RA who break dances, does wushu, and is an all-around badass.

Chuck Sherman: I am The Sherminator. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.

Sherman: Yeayuh!

That kid is suck a crazy ass motherfucker; he's a sherminator.

Sherminator by PaperMachete November 5, 2005

gnarwhal 

Alternate spelling of narwhal meant to stress the gnarliness of the narwhal.

Narwhals are so gnarly that they should be named gnarwhals.

gnarwhal by papermachete November 5, 2005