bunk

(n.) The origin of this word could possibly be from bunkum, which means rubbish or hogwash.

(n.) A bed that has two mattress levels.

What a bunch of bunk! I do not sleep with my teddy bear...all the time.

Mike: That bunk looks mighty fine! I get to be on the top!
Nadia: Sicko.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

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relief

the feeling you get when you realize that you're not doomed to eternal misery after all

the feeling you get when you realize the popo didn't detect the stash of pot in your chocalate starfish

Phew, that was a close one. What a relief!

by PaperMachete November 02, 2005

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left

adj. not right

adj. wrong, according to the bfg

n. side that leans towards liberalism

n. side of the brain that deals with logic and analytical reasoning

n. the hand that will reach out of your monitor and smack you upside your thick skull for looking this up

people who look up left in dictionaries need to find a better way to spend their time, as do i for even bothering to make a fucking definition for left. wow i'm really don't want to do this fucking discrete math homework--my left brain is fucked up.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

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wonton

causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine

that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!

by papermachete December 28, 2005

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whoosh

(n.) the sound of something flying by very quickly, deadlines for instance.

(v.) to pass by very rapidly.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."
- Douglas Adams.

A snowball whooshed past my face, missing by an infinitesmal distance; I let out my battle cry that woke up the whole neighborhood.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

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