65 definitions by papermachete
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by papermachete October 28, 2005
(v.) 1. To waste time idly. 2. To mess up something. 3. To tease (goof on).
(n.) A silly or inept person.
(n.) A silly or inept person.
Because I goofed (waste time), I goofed (messed up) my speech, and even worse, Nadia goofed on (teased) me for it; now I feel like such a goof (inept person).
by papermachete October 30, 2005
i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.
A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
ii. A whorehouse.
A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
Come to my fornication station, lover.
Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.
Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.
Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
by papermachete October 25, 2005
(n.) A carnival of sex-craziness and horny fiends. A freakshow of carnal delight. A good way to spend a Saturday night. Something that can only occurs in wet dreams.
by papermachete October 29, 2005
Another way of saying okeydoke, okey, sure, alright, sure thing
Appeared first in around 1930.
Famously used in the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which interestingly corresponds to that time era, by Short Round, the Vietnamese kid with the hat, who also starred in the Goonies.
Appeared first in around 1930.
Famously used in the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which interestingly corresponds to that time era, by Short Round, the Vietnamese kid with the hat, who also starred in the Goonies.
by papermachete February 22, 2006
i. A good excuse not to try.
ii. One who fucks up all the time.
iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.
See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
ii. One who fucks up all the time.
iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.
See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.
George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
by papermachete October 25, 2005
by papermachete October 25, 2005