ogdajuiceman's definitions

Retardick

A penis or other testicular object that has little or no growth and/or hardness whatsoever, even when it has received exposure to sexual preferences and/or genital stimulation.

Boy: "I was tryna get up on some girl she said my game was fairly good and she let me get a feel up so i can get horny but when i whipped out on her she saw that i was just four inches long... I checked with the doctor the next day to see about this problem and he told me that i have a really bad case of retardick and he told me i had to take these (viagra) every day." Man: "Boy you really do have a retarded functioning ass dick, Retardick." (no homo just keepin it real) "And I can hardly believe that we was born on the same year cuz where I was coming up from we never had any retardicks in our family real talk."

by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010

oreo sandwich

Basically a white girl getting train-ran by two niggas. (Love doin these with one of my niggas or my right-handed man)

OG: "Me and my nigga just ran a train on dat white girl from ham' town last week." Spectator: "Uh oh... sounds like the Kim Kardashian sex tape rumor..." OG: "Damn right it did. She was a bonafide freak too!" "Absolutely the best oreo sandwich i did in ages, since the day me and my rite hander double-stuffed her on a drunken day" Spectator: Wow, that sounds pretty awesome. (He later went back home to peel the creme off his single oreo cookie) Boy, was that delicious! Oh wait, i meant Deelishis!

by ogdajuiceman June 15, 2010

Part-time Blood

A nigga that happily smokes kush and drinks with gang member(s) who claim red but doesn't bang or shoot or even claim their set as often as a real one.

Nigga 1: "What set you claim?"

Nigga 2: "What do you mean set?"

Nigga 1: "You ain't no real blood, you just a part-timer, and that ain't good enough. Come back to me if u serious bout making dis bread before i beat the living hell outta u."

A blood set is one that you become part of FOR LIFE. Either you full-time or no-time There is no such thing as a real nigga who is a part-time blood. "GET WIT IT OR GET CRACKED NIGGA"

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

Repissulous

When something is terrible but beyond the point of ridiculous, it goes so far to the extent that a person, most likely a boy or male teenager, will urinate on themselves to express their fear and/or anger. If a group of people withtook this circumstance, they would likely urinate on each other.

1: "Oh my god! The long plane just crashed into that huge gutter!" 2: "The defenseless plane was catching on fire and it got harder then it smashed straight into the bottomless hole." 3: Then the plane exploded!" 1: "Now the gutter leaking!" Obama: Man, this is repissulous.

by ogdajuiceman June 13, 2010

420 Chicken

Fine seasoned poultry, AKA the best thing you can possibly eat. Nothing can beat a batch of hot Tyson chicken breaded and spiced to the max. Also refers to a bag of cocaine, which can be whipped and sold for enough to get three pounds of purp, or of course it can be smoked or snorted to get a high similar to that of marijuana.

1: "Dog I just hit this kush and i feel like a statue now" 2: "Yo want some of my hershey bar?" 1: "Hell yeah i do!" (He eats the chocolate bar, then goes into his friend's living room. 5 minutes later, he smelled some chicken cooking, and when it was finished he waited two more minutes then charged into the kitchen and ate the chicken). 1: "Damn dis chicken almost tastes like pussy" In a matter of milliseconds, the entire bowl of chicken was gone. 2: ??? Wtf man!? 1: "Nigga, i had the munchies man! And dat chicken reminded me of eating a girl out!" 2: "Now i know why my girl came back home last night with dat stain all ova her booty shorts" 1: Uh oh. (That nigga must have been coppin some 420 Chicken and snorted it up to do something so haneous like that)

by ogdajuiceman June 15, 2010

cock allower

The exact opposite of a cock blocker. One who doesn't mind you smashing on a girl that you wanna hit, let it be one of her friends, her best friend, a girl you just met, her sister or other family member, or just simply her. Absolutely the best type of female any nigga could fuck with.

i met a girl named sabrina and she brought her bff with her too her name sasha i wanted sabrina but she already had a bf so i started talking to sasha and she didn't give a damn about it even though sasha is her right hander and i asked her if i could eat it and sasha said ask sabrina and she said yea so i got her in the sack and started eating her out which soon led to fucking her... man sabrina is such a cock allower i love her so much... (as a friend of course)

by ogdajuiceman July 5, 2010

jack on

A method of masturbation that is similar to "jacking off" but the masturbator stops beating his meat when he reaches optimum hardness (about 15-20 ohms or 3-5 minutes, depending on stamina level) instead of ejaculating all over himself and/or the area of seminal wreckage. This is usually performed immediately prior to sexual activity. May encourage an amateur robber to steal (jack) valuable things from other people.

Hoe: "Man is that all you got? You really need to go somewhere so you can jack on and hit dis shit right!" Jack: "No prob, just give me a handjob before i have to bust out da Playboy magazine again..." Hoe: "You know my hands can't fit dat little ass worm you call a dick, go to the bathroom!" Jack: "Alright, I'll be back." (Goes to the bathroom and jacks on, and comes out wearing a superman suit with dick hanging out) Jack: "Have No Fear, SUPERMAN is here!" (Dives straight into the pussy) Hoe: "That was so much deeper... Where's my money?" (Jack gives her $350) Hoe: "Wow, i thought you didn't had it in you... You're my hero!" Jack: "As long as my Jack is on, anything is possible!" Hoe: "Whatever." ((Meanwhile, in the streets)) Nigga: "Yo homeboy, u down for hittin deez licks wit me n my goons?" Homeboy: "Hell yea, as soon as i het a chance to jack on first."

by ogdajuiceman November 29, 2010