The other day I went to give my dog a hug and he jumped off the couch and went into the other room, he is so offectionate
by NickyLags October 08, 2010
A piece of clothing that wraps around the waist hiding the ass most popular forms of Ass Aprons are sweaters or long sleeve shirts
I was walking in the mall and this gorgeous girl was coming my way, when she walked by me I looked back to get a look at her ass but she had it covered with her ass apron
by NickyLags July 30, 2010
The generation that comes after Generation Y Generation E children feel they are "Entitled" to everything and putting forth no effort
I am really tired of these Generation E kids. Every kid gets a trophy whether they win or lose. What ever happened to winner reaps the rewards
by NickyLags December 18, 2012
When you and another cell phone user text pictures of yourself doing a shot and then call your friend and engage in a dial a shot
My brother was feeling lonely so he sent me a textashot. two minutes later he and I were doing a dial a shot.
by NickyLags October 05, 2012
A device that said drinker will blow into to get a reading of how much more they need to drink so that they are fun to be around
Guy 1- Do you remember the last time Kim was with us she was so much fun.
Guy 2 - Yeah she may need to take a funalyzer to determine how much more she needs to drink before the bad karaoke starts
Guy 2 - Yeah she may need to take a funalyzer to determine how much more she needs to drink before the bad karaoke starts
by NickyLags December 05, 2011
I went through the drive through and wanted no pickles on my burger, the minimum wage day wrecker not only gave me four extra pickles he added F'n relish. I was pissed
by NickyLags September 11, 2010
Posters Block is the in ability to think of anything creative usually resulting in a post that will talk about food, your day or how much somone screwed you over severe cases of Posters Block is quoting a song you heard while the DJ said “couples skate only"
Dude, I had to delete my cousin from FaceBook I mean I love her, but she has a sever case of posters block, it got so bad she started posting the lyrics to "Don't stop believing" by Journey
by NickyLags July 20, 2010