maskish

Maskish is the language one must learn while talking to someone through a mask. Maskish is typically a muffled English or Spanish

Yesterday a woman came into my store and started talking, finally I said “ma’am, I’m having a hard time understanding your maskish

by nickylags June 2, 2020

Maskish

Short for “Mask Fetish.” Having a sexual fantasy with a virtual masked hottie, gorgeous robot, or voice assistant with a sexy voice—none of which is arguably forbidden to fulfill the desires of someone who is obsessed with anything AI.

Judge Smith told prosecutors that it’s not illegal for the ex-US president to mindfuck his robots or dolls, so he can’t be charged for his maskish habit, although it’s morally debatable whether serially indulging in such a grey activity could be detrimental to his mental health.

by Fasters January 16, 2022

Maskfished

When you see someone in public wearing a mask during COVID-19 and you think they're hot but when they take their mask off they’re hideous.

Jaetel: Yeah I was at work and this girl looked soooo fireeee!

Bob: Oh shiiii really?

Jaetel: yeah but when she took her mask off for a second she looked absolutely atrocious!

Bob: Ahhhh dudeee you totally got maskfished!

by Jaetel the G June 2, 2020

Maskfish

1. When you meet someone during the pandemic only to discover who they truly are in subsequent interactions
2. A hottie in a mask who is less attractive without

Based on "catfish"

I think I just met my soulmate while shopping for hand sanitizer!
Careful, that could just be a maskfish.

by Kyvira August 18, 2020

Maskfishing

The phenomenon where a person appears to be more attractive because they are wearing a facemask.

"I thought this guy was totally cute but then he took his facemask off and I can see that he was maskfishing"

by trustfundsandpunishers July 31, 2020

Maskfish

A person who seems attractive with their mask on, but once they take it off, they’re a 10 at 2 and a 2 at 10

Bro i thought that chick was spankin, but when she took off her mask she was a maskfish

by Shrekendary September 12, 2020

Maskfish

Catfishing someone because you have a mask on

Yo that girl is so sexy
No bro she’s a maskfish. You should see her without a mask. She ugly

by Poopydelfuego1 October 8, 2020