ness's definitions

teeny bopper

Usually females from the ages of 10-15, who obsess over pop-punk bands, thinking they are hardcore, and are convinced they are married to one of them. They drive real fans insane and are hated by most intelligent people. They dress like slutty preps and their scream names are usually something along the lines of ***PuNk PrInCeSs 4 LyFe!!*** They also cannot complete a sentence without using the word "like" at least 5 times.

Lets kill all the teeny boppers, the world will be a better place.

by Ness September 11, 2003

Texas

The place where frauds like Dr. Phil come from.
Is also the place where the worst president ever George W. Bush came from.

I hate Texas because Dr. Phil and Dubya came from there.

by Ness November 5, 2004

Cock

1. A rooster living on a farm, or anywhere.
2. another word for penis

1. Sam, look at that red cock!
1. Sam, look at that enormous cock!

by Ness September 12, 2004

wyimm

Wyimm means “Why you in my mentions?” So if someone is talking about you, let’s say on Instagram you would say wyimm.

“You look ugly in this picture.” “Wyimm tho?”

by Ness December 23, 2017

earthbound

A game about, a kid from Onett (Ness) who is told by an being from ten years in the future that he must save the world. And Ness eventually meets other kids and they save the world from an alien invasion.

There is no game better than Earthbound!

by Ness June 12, 2004

exult

History:
Middle French exulter, from Latin exsultare, literally, to leap up, from ex- + saltare to leap

Definition:
1: to be extremely joyful
obsolete: to leap for joy
2: root word used by the company www.exult.tk

I will exult my victory at sundown.

by Ness June 15, 2004

vajosha

1. A heavily intoxicated person's mistaking male genetalia for female genetalia.
2. Moneymaking apparatus of a male prostitute.
(Term was used in "Texas Jailcell" by Jon Wayne.)

"Damn Injun won't keep his hands off my vajosha."

by Ness November 6, 2004