20 definitions by ness

Beijing

Beijing is a city in China (which happens to be the capital)
The 2008 Olympics will be held here.
Beijing's short form is BJ...it's true

ex:
Sam - Hey I like your BJ 2008 hat
Fred - Thanks, I got it at Best Buy

by ness October 4, 2004

Warp Pipe

A community in which a particular group of people participate in bringing Nintendo systems online.

Oh My God, I just played my Nintendo DS Online!

by ness December 31, 2005

Cock

1. A rooster living on a farm, or anywhere.
2. another word for penis

1. Sam, look at that red cock!
1. Sam, look at that enormous cock!

by ness September 12, 2004

chinaman

A racist term to describe a person of Asian origin. Used similarly as Negro to describe a person of African origin. Often used by people who wish to offend Asians but is too afraid to use chink
Plural form is chinamans or chinamen

Wang: I've worked so hard on my C++ algorithms last night, I'm so stressed
Tyrone: Here homie, take some of this, today's 420
(enter racist people)
Racist person 1 (fearless): Fuck off, all chinks and niggers
Racist person 2 (pussy): Yeah, screw the chinamans and negroes.

by ness April 21, 2006

nirvana

The greatest, most talented band, to ever strum a guitar or write a lyric.

All must bow before the might that is Nirvana.

by ness September 11, 2003

earthbound

A game about, a kid from Onett (Ness) who is told by an being from ten years in the future that he must save the world. And Ness eventually meets other kids and they save the world from an alien invasion.

There is no game better than Earthbound!

by ness June 13, 2004

WOS

1. Abbreviation form of Waste of Space
2. Abbreviation form of Waste of Semen a term popularized by Greenday
3. Someone (usually someone annoying) who doesn't contribute anything to society and also is hideous in appearance.
4. Some thing on the hard drive that isn't necessary.
5. A site that has no purpose to be.

WOS is pronounced like DOS or loss.

WOS is a noun but is often incorrectly used as an adjective (e.g. what a WOS shirt)

1. Correct: Josh is such a big fat WOS.
2. Correct: MS-DOS is such a WOS.
3. Correct: MSN.com is such a WOS.
1. Incorrect: Linda has a WOS haircut, it makes her look like a guy.

by ness June 1, 2005