ness's definitions

vajosha

1. A heavily intoxicated person's mistaking male genetalia for female genetalia.
2. Moneymaking apparatus of a male prostitute.
(Term was used in "Texas Jailcell" by Jon Wayne.)

"Damn Injun won't keep his hands off my vajosha."

by Ness November 6, 2004

proddy

1. Baby killer.
2. Traitor.
3. A slang term used to describe Irish Protestants.

"Shhh don't tell anyone my mum is a proddy."

by Ness November 6, 2004

Texas

The place where frauds like Dr. Phil come from.
Is also the place where the worst president ever George W. Bush came from.

I hate Texas because Dr. Phil and Dubya came from there.

by Ness November 5, 2004

Beijing

Beijing is a city in China (which happens to be the capital)
The 2008 Olympics will be held here.
Beijing's short form is BJ...it's true

ex:
Sam - Hey I like your BJ 2008 hat
Fred - Thanks, I got it at Best Buy

by Ness October 4, 2004

Cock

1. A rooster living on a farm, or anywhere.
2. another word for penis

1. Sam, look at that red cock!
1. Sam, look at that enormous cock!

by Ness September 12, 2004

exult

History:
Middle French exulter, from Latin exsultare, literally, to leap up, from ex- + saltare to leap

Definition:
1: to be extremely joyful
obsolete: to leap for joy
2: root word used by the company www.exult.tk

I will exult my victory at sundown.

by Ness June 15, 2004

earthbound

A game about, a kid from Onett (Ness) who is told by an being from ten years in the future that he must save the world. And Ness eventually meets other kids and they save the world from an alien invasion.

There is no game better than Earthbound!

by Ness June 12, 2004