mikey's definitions

underwater disco

popular dance music characterized by hypnotic rhythm, repetitive lyrics, and electronically produced sounds performed soley below the surface of water.

The bowling alley was closed so we went to the underwater disco place

by mikey July 1, 2004

Runescape

See Haithem.
Runescape is very "addicting" to some, but to other it's a really boring game. When I say boring I mean holy ****, who would wanna play this game? OR EVEN SUBSCRIBE TO IT?

Haithem plays too much Runescape

by Mikey April 23, 2005

gayme

Skills; ability to pick up dudes, in a gay way.

Girlfriend, you got gayme!

by Mikey June 27, 2003

its on like vince vaughn

The DefCon 1 of party status. Can only be achieved on a weeknight. Pure mischief and utter disregard.

"It's already 11, I gotta work in the morning."
"Let's have another round and then head over to Eau and cut some ass."
"It's on like Vince Vaughn!"

by mikey January 19, 2005

hushy

fat ass, sweet sexy mullet wearing cock smoker.

howard hush, toledo ohio

by mikey July 15, 2003

van halen

A hair rock band from California that could crank out a sound that would turn goat piss into gasoline from 1978 to 1985. During 1985, David Lee Roth, the lead singer, left the group on unhappy terms. His replacement, Sammy Hagar, made something as potent as Van Halen and pussified it so much that it wasn't even recognizable once the change took place.

Listen to "Hot For Teacher" from the "1984" album, then listen to "Why Can't This Be Love" from the "5150" album. "5150" is the rock equivelant of getting your girlfriend pregnant!

by Mikey August 26, 2005

Forbidden fruit

1.Sex

(I know this from experience)

Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.


*True story*

by Mikey July 23, 2004