mikey's definitions

shredda

Slang for Shredder, one of the villains on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Fo' shizzle it's Shredda!

by Mikey February 19, 2003

chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Thomas has the smallest dick I've ever seen! The things a fucking chode!

by Mikey August 21, 2006

Forbidden fruit

1.Sex

(I know this from experience)

Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.


*True story*

by Mikey July 23, 2004

gayme

Skills; ability to pick up dudes, in a gay way.

Girlfriend, you got gayme!

by Mikey June 27, 2003

Glynn

To Masterbate infront of a desk fan, then ejaculate into it and let it spray all over your self, and then have your dog lick it off

When Scott Glynns its very nasty, but he enjoys the hell out of it

by Mikey December 1, 2004

underwater disco

popular dance music characterized by hypnotic rhythm, repetitive lyrics, and electronically produced sounds performed soley below the surface of water.

The bowling alley was closed so we went to the underwater disco place

by mikey July 1, 2004

Runescape

See Haithem.
Runescape is very "addicting" to some, but to other it's a really boring game. When I say boring I mean holy ****, who would wanna play this game? OR EVEN SUBSCRIBE TO IT?

Haithem plays too much Runescape

by Mikey April 23, 2005