mikey's definitions

jaquita

The sexiest girl in the world, who also enjoys back door shit.....

Hey Jaquita, wats up baby?

by Mikey May 21, 2003

shizzle

(Melbourne Australia shaolin dialect) to relieve oneself of pent up liquids within the body

geez mate i drank too much.....hang here guys, i need to go shizzle

by Mikey July 16, 2003

hushy

fat ass, sweet sexy mullet wearing cock smoker.

howard hush, toledo ohio

by mikey July 15, 2003

van halen

A hair rock band from California that could crank out a sound that would turn goat piss into gasoline from 1978 to 1985. During 1985, David Lee Roth, the lead singer, left the group on unhappy terms. His replacement, Sammy Hagar, made something as potent as Van Halen and pussified it so much that it wasn't even recognizable once the change took place.

Listen to "Hot For Teacher" from the "1984" album, then listen to "Why Can't This Be Love" from the "5150" album. "5150" is the rock equivelant of getting your girlfriend pregnant!

by Mikey August 26, 2005

independent

the only way to be these days.

what is understood need not be discussed.

by mikey November 11, 2004

Forbidden fruit

1.Sex

(I know this from experience)

Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.


*True story*

by Mikey July 23, 2004

gayme

Skills; ability to pick up dudes, in a gay way.

Girlfriend, you got gayme!

by Mikey June 27, 2003