mikey's definitions

ballsie

Another term used to describe someone having guts or courage to do something.

This usage of this word tends to stem from shallow uptight girls who try to be cute to make up for their lack of mature appearance.

That was a ballsie thing to do.

by Mikey September 1, 2004

sweatybetty

A dirty scuzzy whore that stinks like a bloke who's just finished a 12 hour shift with no breaks in a toe clipping factory.
(Please note; it is not necessary for the dirty scuzzy whores name to Betty).

Guy 1: 'That rancid fat bird smells like shit and sweat'.
Guy 2: 'She does indeed my fellow chum. And that is why she has the title "sweatybetty". Now let us leave the vicinity never to enter the rancid slags airspace again'.

by Mikey June 20, 2006

dick eater

A dick eater b some 1 who stupid and get on yo nerves

Ryan what the fuck you dick eater!!

by mikey December 12, 2004

Mogly

Mogly has got it goin on. He grew up in the jungle in Australia. He is known for many things, consisting of swinging from tree branches, his afro and his jungle call. At lunch he will sit wit all the guys, but near the end he will go into the bathroom and practice his jungle call because he still has hopes that he can return to Australia with this monkey mom.

Watch out for that...tree!

by Mikey March 13, 2005

Deaths Head

A symbol that represents hardcore headbangers! Also used in Nazi Germany but doesn't mean you're racist! But I Am

Hey dudes I'm wearing Death's Head, "Cool Mikey, Heil Hitler!".

by Mikey May 13, 2005

don cherry

Former Boston Bruins coach--now a huge personality on CBC's Hockey Night in Canada. In layman's terms, the John Madden of hockey.

Don Cherry would look at a Canadian hockey team and say "We don't want our boys playing with no creampuffs!"

by Mikey April 10, 2006

metro-sexual

1. Someone who has sex on the subway.
2. Someone who is turned on by the subway.

Yo, look at that faggot beside the traintracks. Hes wacken off, staring at the trains.

by Mikey July 23, 2004