mikey's definitions

Glynn

To Masterbate infront of a desk fan, then ejaculate into it and let it spray all over your self, and then have your dog lick it off

When Scott Glynns its very nasty, but he enjoys the hell out of it

by Mikey December 1, 2004

The DUFFE

to finger a girl with Two in the stick one in the pink

Derek duffed Dana so hardcore

by Mikey December 1, 2004

Mushroom sauce

n. Ejaculate, semen, cum\

Dude, I fuckin' gave her an extra helping of mushroom sauce on her face.

by Mikey February 16, 2004

pvan

P-Van is a place were parties happen and ya-yo and mad blunts are blazed...the owner of this troy troy

remember the day wen we blew mad yay and blazed mad blunts at the light kid...-Mike

by Mikey March 15, 2004

badap bap

The response one gives when there is no other response to give. However, it may also be used in any context to substitute anything. May also be substituted with just "badap" or "bap" or multiple "bap"s make be added.

"Me and my boyfriend broke up today."
"Badap bap!"

"My grandma died..."
"Badap bap..."

"I love you!"
"Badap..."

"That guy just stole your wallet..!"
"BADAP BAP.. BAP BAP!!!!!!!"

by Mikey March 24, 2004

shrooms

badger badger badger badger badger badger.. MUSHROOM MUSHROOMS!

"Shrooms opened my eyes... and I saw badgers!"

by Mikey March 24, 2004

fannynob

A vagina with a small penis inside.

Will you suck my fannynob?

by Mikey March 26, 2004