MIKEY's definitions

truffle picker

a midget

i stupid little truffle picker knocked me in the legs today walking up the stairs

by mikey October 7, 2003

turn out

to force another to become the submissive or receptive partner in a circumstantial homosexual relationship; frequently deployed in the context single-gendered spaces, such as the penitentiary.

Hey white boy, sit your ass down on my bed, son. I'm gonna turn your ass out.

by Mikey March 17, 2005

Mogly

Mogly has got it goin on. He grew up in the jungles of Zimbabwe. He is known for many things, consisting of swinging from tree branches, his afro and his jungle call. At lunch he will sit wit all the guys, but near the end he will go into the bathroom and practice his jungle call because he still has hopes that he can return to Zimbabwe with this monkey mom and baloo.

Its a bird...its a bee...
Its mogly swinging from a tree!!!

Watch out for that...Tree!!!

by Mikey March 15, 2005

ballsie

Another term used to describe someone having guts or courage to do something.

This usage of this word tends to stem from shallow uptight girls who try to be cute to make up for their lack of mature appearance.

That was a ballsie thing to do.

by Mikey September 1, 2004

sweatybetty

A dirty scuzzy whore that stinks like a bloke who's just finished a 12 hour shift with no breaks in a toe clipping factory.
(Please note; it is not necessary for the dirty scuzzy whores name to Betty).

Guy 1: 'That rancid fat bird smells like shit and sweat'.
Guy 2: 'She does indeed my fellow chum. And that is why she has the title "sweatybetty". Now let us leave the vicinity never to enter the rancid slags airspace again'.

by Mikey June 20, 2006

Catelin Victoria

A wild party girl, claims she never gets drunk but those of us who are best friends with her tend to think otherwise. Knows right from wrong, so she never gets in trouble but shes always into something. Likes to fool around with people, but its all in good fun.

Catelin Victoria loves to party

by Mikey March 11, 2005

Japota

it is the North London kebab man pronunciation of Jacket Potato

one Japota with Tuna and cheese

by mikey February 15, 2005