Japota

it is the North London kebab man pronunciation of Jacket Potato
one Japota with Tuna and cheese
by mikey February 15, 2005
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turbopants

Shockingly, derived from the separate english words "turbo" and "pants." Together this combination yields a description of an adorable girlfriend who can both be exquisite and elegant, yet at the same time fall out of her chair and have trouble walking from place to place.
Look at that beautiful girl walking down the... OH NO, are you ok there turbopants?
by Mikey January 19, 2005
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leather handbag

A woman who has tanned way too many times. She now has orange skin which has a texture similar to that of a leather purse.
Check out the leather handbag behind the bar. I bet she's only 25 but she looks 45.
by Mikey December 13, 2003
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Noseblaster

When you sit your ass right on the partners nose and blast your diarrhea right up her nose.
Damn, I just noseblasted Michael Colon while having sex
by Mikey August 16, 2004
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kwan

Teacher: back in the 1600's
Student: Shutup bitch i dont wanna hear your kwan
by Mikey March 04, 2005
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pvan

P-Van is a place were parties happen and ya-yo and mad blunts are blazed...the owner of this troy troy
remember the day wen we blew mad yay and blazed mad blunts at the light kid...-Mike
by Mikey March 16, 2004
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titty fuck

This is when you put your penis between two breasts and thrust until you ejaculate on the person's face.
Thomas titty-fucked his brother Joe's man tits!
by Mikey February 20, 2003
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