mikey's definitions

CZL

Condition Zero League

A small league of gamers based on the counter-strike condition zero modification of the popular half-life game. Run by a 15 year old kid out of Canada who has a complete misconception as to how the world works and has stolen most all of his ideas from CAL. One of the most poorly run leagues in all of E-Sports and a complete compliment to the way GameSurge is run.

Any poorly run sports league in existance, except worse.

by Mikey June 30, 2006

chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Thomas has the smallest dick I've ever seen! The things a fucking chode!

by Mikey August 21, 2006

messy bottom

A homosexual bottom who leaves a mess after sex.

My friend nate is such a messy bottom.

by Mikey December 8, 2003

its on like vince vaughn

The DefCon 1 of party status. Can only be achieved on a weeknight. Pure mischief and utter disregard.

"It's already 11, I gotta work in the morning."
"Let's have another round and then head over to Eau and cut some ass."
"It's on like Vince Vaughn!"

by mikey January 19, 2005

Justin Timberlake

Simply put, the antichrist of rock. Pete Townshend would be doing the world a favor if he smashed Timberlake over the side of the head with a Les Paul like he did during his days with The Who.

Hopefully one day, we can hope that he gets his as an Amway salesman.

by Mikey November 23, 2004

shredda

Slang for Shredder, one of the villains on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Fo' shizzle it's Shredda!

by Mikey February 19, 2003

fugazi

Fake, false

"That's a fugazi" (About a jewel, from "Donnie Brasco")

by Mikey May 5, 2003