van halen

A hair rock band from California that could crank out a sound that would turn goat piss into gasoline from 1978 to 1985. During 1985, David Lee Roth, the lead singer, left the group on unhappy terms. His replacement, Sammy Hagar, made something as potent as Van Halen and pussified it so much that it wasn't even recognizable once the change took place.
Listen to "Hot For Teacher" from the "1984" album, then listen to "Why Can't This Be Love" from the "5150" album. "5150" is the rock equivelant of getting your girlfriend pregnant!
by Mikey August 26, 2005
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grandad

where somone hits someone else in the area above the kneecap on the side of the left leg with their own knee. why? because its bloody funny (only if it works)!! the consequense of this will be the other person hopping on one leg shouting swear words,while u and ur m8s r laghing like hell. also some advice: always give a grandad when the other person is noot expecting and make sure u r standing up when doing it. there are adaptions of the grandad like a 'running grandad', the 'spinny' and a 'flying grandad'.
'oi m8 i think u'v got a grandad'!!!!!
by Mikey November 08, 2004
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messy bottom

A homosexual bottom who leaves a mess after sex.
My friend nate is such a messy bottom.
by Mikey December 08, 2003
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hushy

fat ass, sweet sexy mullet wearing cock smoker.
by mikey July 15, 2003
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independent

what is understood need not be discussed.
by mikey November 11, 2004
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Justin Timberlake

Simply put, the antichrist of rock. Pete Townshend would be doing the world a favor if he smashed Timberlake over the side of the head with a Les Paul like he did during his days with The Who.
Hopefully one day, we can hope that he gets his as an Amway salesman.
by Mikey November 23, 2004
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shredda

Fo' shizzle it's Shredda!
by Mikey February 19, 2003
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