mikey's definitions

The DUFFE

to finger a girl with Two in the stick one in the pink

Derek duffed Dana so hardcore

by Mikey December 1, 2004

shizzle

(Melbourne Australia shaolin dialect) to relieve oneself of pent up liquids within the body

geez mate i drank too much.....hang here guys, i need to go shizzle

by Mikey July 16, 2003

van halen

A hair rock band from California that could crank out a sound that would turn goat piss into gasoline from 1978 to 1985. During 1985, David Lee Roth, the lead singer, left the group on unhappy terms. His replacement, Sammy Hagar, made something as potent as Van Halen and pussified it so much that it wasn't even recognizable once the change took place.

Listen to "Hot For Teacher" from the "1984" album, then listen to "Why Can't This Be Love" from the "5150" album. "5150" is the rock equivelant of getting your girlfriend pregnant!

by Mikey August 26, 2005

grandad

where somone hits someone else in the area above the kneecap on the side of the left leg with their own knee. why? because its bloody funny (only if it works)!! the consequense of this will be the other person hopping on one leg shouting swear words,while u and ur m8s r laghing like hell. also some advice: always give a grandad when the other person is noot expecting and make sure u r standing up when doing it. there are adaptions of the grandad like a 'running grandad', the 'spinny' and a 'flying grandad'.

'oi m8 i think u'v got a grandad'!!!!!

by Mikey November 8, 2004

shredda

Slang for Shredder, one of the villains on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Fo' shizzle it's Shredda!

by Mikey February 19, 2003

routine 2

when the guy in the back seat passenger side of a car, opens the front seat passengers door and the driver pushes him out.

Look at that dead guy by the side of the road. Probably got routine 2ed.

by Mikey November 19, 2003

Mushroom sauce

n. Ejaculate, semen, cum\

Dude, I fuckin' gave her an extra helping of mushroom sauce on her face.

by Mikey February 16, 2004