mikey's definitions

frieze

A squirrely young virgin (male) who often spends his days diving for oysters and gets no oral in return from his greedy but beatiful lover. Suffering from immense sexual frustration, he often relieves himself with excessive, chafing masturbation.

Hey Frieze, quit d-jackin, man. Your wang's going to fall off.

Oh man, frieze. That skank blue-balled you again, huh?

by Mikey July 11, 2003

hillbillyshitkicker

A person under the nick name of hillbilly who goes round kicking shit. Can be related to scouts summercamp's where there is a hike and people called ollie kick big piles of horse shit in the middle of the road. also a great insult.

'your a hillbillyshitkicker,stu,ha ha'

by Mikey November 6, 2004

flid

a word me andrew robbed off of people from the didcot wave!!!! meaning idiot/twat

fuck you, you flid!/i'ma kill you, you flid

by mikey February 21, 2005

Mogly

Mogly has got it goin on. He grew up in the jungles of Zimbabwe. He is known for many things, consisting of swinging from tree branches, his afro and his jungle call. At lunch he will sit wit all the guys, but near the end he will go into the bathroom and practice his jungle call because he still has hopes that he can return to Zimbabwe with this monkey mom and baloo.

Its a bird...its a bee...
Its mogly swinging from a tree!!!

Watch out for that...Tree!!!

by Mikey March 15, 2005

Japota

it is the North London kebab man pronunciation of Jacket Potato

one Japota with Tuna and cheese

by mikey February 15, 2005

ballsie

Another term used to describe someone having guts or courage to do something.

This usage of this word tends to stem from shallow uptight girls who try to be cute to make up for their lack of mature appearance.

That was a ballsie thing to do.

by Mikey September 1, 2004

sweatybetty

A dirty scuzzy whore that stinks like a bloke who's just finished a 12 hour shift with no breaks in a toe clipping factory.
(Please note; it is not necessary for the dirty scuzzy whores name to Betty).

Guy 1: 'That rancid fat bird smells like shit and sweat'.
Guy 2: 'She does indeed my fellow chum. And that is why she has the title "sweatybetty". Now let us leave the vicinity never to enter the rancid slags airspace again'.

by Mikey June 20, 2006