screamifying

(n.) One who is lobster-like in appearance, most likely from radiation exposure to the womb.

Jarold was screamifying to the children after he removed his elephant man cloak and snapped at them with his claws

by midgetsnatcher October 02, 2003

shaflamigans

(v); To engage in hunts for mystical creatures, such as the chupacabra, goblins, trolls, gorlochs, gila monsters and other such business; To wheeze heavily after being chased by sloth from the goonies.

We went on a shaflamigan excursion and lost half our party to a gorloch; Some fat ass kid was shflamiganizing after a close encounter with Sloth.

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

scruffletruffle

(v.) To jam ones hand into a toaster and consequently travel back in time; To bamboozle and/or thieve ones kidneys

Rufus was eaten by a T-Rex after he had a bout with the toaster and scruffletruffled; Jane scruffletruffled John's kidney, after he punched hers

by midgetsnatcher October 01, 2003

stabbajiggafoo

(v): to engage in battle with a grizzly bear over a spoiled tomato; to consume one's soul.

Jorge wanted that tomato real bad, so he had to wage stabbajiggafoo on the nearby grizzly bear for it; Bobbins wanted Richie Rich's soul, so he engaged in stabbajiggafoo to get it

by midgetsnatcher August 13, 2003

chupagoblin

(n); mutant beast consisting of half chupacabra and half goblin. Generally eats small children and those who oppose its all mighty creator.

Jordan had to unleash his chupagoblin on his mormon friends, after they called his project ghoulish and unholy.

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

Sneak a Peek

(v.) To look in one's locker room (generally female) and sneak a peek of the goods.

Charles decided that for his 52nd birthday, he would go into the girls locker room at the Y and sneek a peek.

by midgetsnatcher March 15, 2004

Ensnarlment

To deceive with candy and draw one into a pit. Used especially with fat children.; To shake ones fist in the air in a foolish manner.

Jimmy the hand used ensnarlment to cpature the mayor's daughter; Old man Peterson ensnarlmented his fist frivolously after the hoodlums stole his mailbox.

by midgetsnatcher August 08, 2003