bumtrashican

(n); One who lives in a trash can, usually retarded or stricken with the plague; one who flails their beef curtains in the wind.

Rufus was considered to be bumtrashican by his friends after they saw him digging through the trash at krispy kreme; Suzie is bumtrashican because she likes to let her beef curtains flop in the wind for all of the boys in Fernley.

by midgetsnatcher August 18, 2003

rascapades

(v): to entertain one's self by throwing potatos or other earth-grown products into a fan; to indulge in activities which end up in a humorous and often humiliating situtation.

Rufus won the the rascapades contest after he threw a potato into a fan and made it spew a good thirty yards in diamter; Willy Cheeks was a victim of rascapdes after someone concreted his feet into a bucket while he slept

by midgetsnatcher August 13, 2003

yokomotive

(n); sneaky china man that worked on the transcontinental railroad (Usually up in the Sierras); Sneaky jap

The yokomotive fucked up while he was working on the railroad, so he was brutally slaughtered; Lisa is a sneaky yokomotive

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003