midgetsnatcher's definitions

rascapades

(v): to entertain one's self by throwing potatos or other earth-grown products into a fan; to indulge in activities which end up in a humorous and often humiliating situtation.

Rufus won the the rascapades contest after he threw a potato into a fan and made it spew a good thirty yards in diamter; Willy Cheeks was a victim of rascapdes after someone concreted his feet into a bucket while he slept

by midgetsnatcher August 13, 2003

stabbajiggafoo

(v): to engage in battle with a grizzly bear over a spoiled tomato; to consume one's soul.

Jorge wanted that tomato real bad, so he had to wage stabbajiggafoo on the nearby grizzly bear for it; Bobbins wanted Richie Rich's soul, so he engaged in stabbajiggafoo to get it

by midgetsnatcher August 13, 2003

Ensnarlment

To deceive with candy and draw one into a pit. Used especially with fat children.; To shake ones fist in the air in a foolish manner.

Jimmy the hand used ensnarlment to cpature the mayor's daughter; Old man Peterson ensnarlmented his fist frivolously after the hoodlums stole his mailbox.

by midgetsnatcher August 8, 2003