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spastic fingers

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks
a boy with finges, spastic
by Michael March 19, 2005
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teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.
Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences
by michael February 23, 2005
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forrealz

a tight-ass slang term for "for real?" without the gay use of proper grammar.
This kid: You want some of this sammich?

That kid: forrealz?
by Michael April 12, 2004
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zanzi

myhtogical man who flew from city to city
i think i saw zanzi!
by michael December 18, 2003
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King Karma

by Michael August 7, 2003
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Masakazu Katsura

Mangaka, author of many successful shonen-ai such as "Video Girl Ai", "DNA2" and "I"S". His art is amazingly good, his stories talk about young 16-year olds with sentimental problems.
Masakazu Katsura created Ai and just for that he should be made a saint.
by Michael June 11, 2006
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prairie dogging

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels as though the turd is moving in and out.
I have to use the restroom so bad that Im prairie dogging it.
by michael November 11, 2003
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