michael's definitions

butt jammer

A guy who does anal sex. Usually applies to a straight guy.

That guy's a butt jammer.

by Michael October 18, 2003

mobizzle

The automobile of a tall girl who plays soccer with louise. Also known as Trinizzle or Nibbles

Lets go for a cruise in the trinizzle mobizzle to see louise playing soccer

by Michael August 11, 2004

uk resistance

Brilliantly funny, long-running British website for gaming geeks. One of the few beacons of light in this dark age of...well...dull gaming websites.

I went to UK Resistance today and nearly choked on my benadryl.

by Michael April 9, 2005

Spoon

An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?

I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Michael November 11, 2003

sleeve job

The act of sticking one's whole arm up a womens vagina

Man I just gave that bitch a sleeve job

by Michael March 8, 2003

fagor

The art of being a complete dumbass while being ignorant of the fact that you are a dumbass.

I can't believe what Kenny just did, what a fagor!

by Michael September 25, 2003

fuckety fuck fuck

worse than fuck, like triple fuck

you smash your hand with a hammer so you jump around saying fuckety fuck fuck

by michael October 29, 2004