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m.i.l.f

his mom is a m.i.l.f
by michael October 7, 2003
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ton

A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 907.18 kilograms)
That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs.
by Michael October 3, 2004
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zanzi

myhtogical man who flew from city to city
i think i saw zanzi!
by michael December 18, 2003
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Skunk

Being one of looseness; one who smells like sexual intercourse and is irresistable to wiki.
Guy#1: woh! she is a SKUNK!
Guy#2: Yeah, i could show her a good time.
Guy#1 dude, your a wiki.
by michael May 7, 2005
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Slurpie

Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.
"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.
by Michael August 8, 2004
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foshizzo

Oh.. foshizzo yo, that WAS whack!
by Michael April 29, 2003
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groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain
by Michael May 13, 2005
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