michael's definitions

megger the kegger

1. Any female named megan who thoroughly enjoys getting fucked up and puking at houses the first tme she goes there.
2. Girls named megan who like to drink out of kegs...........and puke.
3. Any girl named megan who drinks too much, pukes and then tries to get with all your friends.

"Hey Scott, dont tell kegger about the party ok, you know what happened last time." "Oh you mean when she when she tried to do a keg stand by her self, fell over and dislocated her leg, and then vomited all over eneryone, and still tried to get on Kyle." "Yeah thats what I mean"

by Michael April 9, 2005

uk resistance

Brilliantly funny, long-running British website for gaming geeks. One of the few beacons of light in this dark age of...well...dull gaming websites.

I went to UK Resistance today and nearly choked on my benadryl.

by Michael April 9, 2005

hot texas

Immediately accelerating when in the left turn lane as a red light turns to a blinking red light before on coming traffic can accelerate.

Dude, I don’t wont to wait for all these bitches, just pull a hot Texas.

by Michael April 9, 2005

feetage

Combination of two peoples height. Originated in Higley Arizona.

The combined feetage of those two hotties is prolly 10'6"

by Michael April 6, 2005

irrigate

To mess with the ground to make the land fertile to grow crops and things of that nature.

I will irrigate this land for farming and crop raising

by Michael April 4, 2005

Gilder

to be a Gilder is to be of the decent of the Gildersleeves.
to be a Gildersleeve and/or Gilder is wicked awesome.

the epitome of "gilder-ness" is theGILDER

Phil Michael theGILDER, rockstar and musician extraordinair.

by Michael April 3, 2005

Kinto

the ass whole, and thats means you michael

yo mama, yo mama, yo mama, yo mama, yo mama,

BURNED, I'M THE INSULT MASTER

by Michael April 1, 2005