michael's definitions

ducks

Plural of duck, a breed of fowl that lives almost wholly atop freshwater lakes when not nesting, flying, or migrating.

Look! Out on the water! Ducks!

by michael November 11, 2003

geese

Plural of goose, another waterfowl not to be confused with ducks, geese are larger, more dangerous, and far louder

Those are ducks, you fool! They're geese, and they're heading this way! Run!

by michael November 11, 2003

pillows

Plural of pillow, any of a specialized type of cushion to be found on a bed used mainly to cradle and support the head while sleeping

Ah, soft, comfortable pillows

by michael November 11, 2003

cushion

An object comprised of two sheets of fabric stuffed with something soft and fluffy, to various degrees of comfort. Can be found on couches, beds, sofas, chairs, loungers, and even thrown on the floor.

Not having anything more dangerous at hand, I decided to throw a cushion at him.

by michael November 11, 2003

triglet

Particle-beam emitted during time compression and expansion of time caused by the after shock of a
collapsing worm hole.

A wrinkle in time

by Michael November 11, 2003

Patheticity

The pure and utter state of being pathetic.

We've reached a new level of patheticty here...

by Michael November 13, 2003

Chocolate Snowball

1. A piece of shit that is found in snow.

"Don't eat that! It's a piece of shit!"

by Michael November 13, 2003