michael's definitions

Cunt lips

Also known as ‘vulval lips’. The outer lips are usually fleshy, and the inner lips are usually thin but, like every other part of the body, they come in all shapes and sizes. In some women, the inner lips are completely enclosed by the outer lips. However the inner lips are more sensitive than the out lips.

Can also be used as a greeting.

Walking into a room of people, spotting the bitch and saying "Alrite cunt lips!"

by Michael February 26, 2005

DumbAssItis

a viral infection of the brain which will never completely go away and appears randomly throught ones life

commonly referred to as DAI

The Presidential elections clearly defined even our countries leaders suffer from DumbAssItis.

by michael February 26, 2005

red hot

A lady or man whore who puts it about more than the average ...

Also can be used as a greeting.

Walking into a room, spotting the whore, and saying "Alrite red'ot!"

by Michael February 25, 2005

taco burner

A Mexican who cooks tacos! AKA DIRTY MEXICAN!!

Any and all Mexicans not born in the United States!

by MICHAEL February 25, 2005

teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

by michael February 23, 2005

Grand Prairie

Grand Prairie is located in Texas, Dallas county area. A small town yet reknowned for hometown heroes. Many athletes and celebrities emgerge from this small town. Grand Prairie is divided within two parts, North and South, it is a gradient from North to South, from poor to rich.

I moved to Grand Prairie to become sucessful.

by Michael February 23, 2005

Luffman

1. n- a facial expression or slight laugh of subtle sarcastic intrest used to insult
2. v- to make a subtle refrence to a figment of eightie's culture through early world history, governemt, economics or philosophy
3. n-a humorous early world history, governemt, economics, and philosophy teacher

1. The luffman he gave the student during her rambling was quite amusing
2. His luffman to Higlander during Middle Ages class was highly comical
3. Since he was an infant, Mackey had aspirations to become a high school luffman

by Michael February 21, 2005