michael's definitions

Day Walker

a black male who has been consumed by the light, also known as a bounty

i love white gals they control me.
.mind
.body
.heart

by Michael November 27, 2003

S!

when some 1 is talking shit or making up lies

your chatting ssssssss Leon that chick didnt give u pussy

by Michael November 27, 2003

Fruiton

One who loves man cock up his ass or recieving from other male

I knew Tom was a fruiton when he whipped it out and tried to seduce me

by Michael December 2, 2003

televizzle

televizzle means television

I am watching the television.
I be watchin' ma' televizzle.

by Michael December 6, 2003

Noel Gallagher

A self-righteous moron so f***in full of himself that he couldn't even stop for 5 freakin seconds to take a picture when I met him in Harrods this summer. Still leads a great band though, and has written and sung some of the best songs in rock. Had I met Liam instead, it probably would've come to a ruck.

Me: "Noel, couldn't I possibly take a five-second wasting picture with you pretty pretty please with sugar and the Beatles on top?"
Noel: "No." (Walks off)
Me: (thinks) "Bastard."

by Michael December 7, 2003

frindle

a pen to write with on paper

i would like a frindle.

by michael December 8, 2003

Gnopix

The ultimate slur. Can be used in place of any insult.

"Screw you, gnopix."
"Stupid gnopix ruin everything."

by Michael August 7, 2003