michael's definitions

Do Shit

The act of being michevious when bored out of ones mind.

When Mike, Matt, and Logan were bored, the decided to do shit.

by Michael February 10, 2005

poop

a putrid and malodorous smelling compound, generally brown in color, that protrudes from ones anus as a form of human waste. Although generally firm in texture, it can be expelled in liquid form called diarrhea. On the contrary, it can be exudated in a harder firm form called constipation. Commonly though of as disgusting and nauseating.

Form of waste that can be found in normal, diarrhea, and constipation form.

by michael July 4, 2006

Tits

The reason men talk to women.

The only reason I even talk to that bitch is because her tits are hugs.

by Michael October 18, 2004

Kinto

the ass whole, and thats means you michael

yo mama, yo mama, yo mama, yo mama, yo mama,

BURNED, I'M THE INSULT MASTER

by Michael April 1, 2005

Christophobe

n. One with an irrational fear or hatred of Christians. Sometimes practised by people who think they know everything.

We fear what we do not agree with or understand.

Society says it's wrong to be a homophobe but it's okay to be a Christophobe.

by Michael January 5, 2004

'av it

The term used to describe engaging in extreem or exciting activity, with no doubt or fear of failure. Often used shortly before a wicked night out on the town!

Heading into the club, expecting to have a wicked night... "Let's 'av it!"

Driving on the motorway in the rain at 90mph, hitting a large puddle causing the car to coast towards the central reservation and back again, recovering and keeping going... "That's 'aving it!"

by Michael May 13, 2005

poochy

gotta love pooch. Just because you can

pooch aka pritch robertard

by Michael October 20, 2004