michael's definitions

11:11

a person who sees the synchronicity in coincidence, usually through the repeated observance of the time and number, 11:11 (1111), though other numbers can be substituted for fixation.

a member of a growing phenomenon of people who fixate on the number 11:11, while believing it fixates on them. usually starts as a personal obsession, before finding out they are not alone in their number preference, or its preference for them.

"i keep seeing 11:11 on the clock!"

by michael December 15, 2004

breadbin

people making fun of "bredrin"

what is up my breadbin, be you hanging in thy hood?

by michael January 24, 2004

skillet

one's personal space, often used synonymously with grill

You're all up in my skillet, yo.

by Michael November 17, 2004

Shookafied

Having a vast knowledge of computers.

He is shookafied.
She is shookafied.
They are shookafied.

by Michael February 15, 2005

Tinkleberries

The rolled up balls of tiolet paper that get stuck in your anal hair after wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.

Boy do I need to shower to get all of those tinkleberries out of my hole.

by Michael June 1, 2004

Schfiftyfive

A series of numbers begining with -----Shwam doo two and hief scheven schfourteen-teen schwentyone schwentyscheven hief 27 37 !!!!!!!WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!!

girlfriends age is schfiftyfive!

by Michael May 12, 2004

standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna

binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.

by Michael April 9, 2005