irrigate

To mess with the ground to make the land fertile to grow crops and things of that nature.

I will irrigate this land for farming and crop raising

by Michael April 04, 2005

ROTFLBITC

Rolling on the floor, biting in the carpet.

(Usenet speak in response to a joke.)

by Michael March 16, 2003

bitchfu

An unaccepted form of martial arts consisting of hair-pulling and open palmed slapping that one bitch may use to fight an opponent

she used bitchfu on his ass

by Michael June 19, 2003

Gilder

to be a Gilder is to be of the decent of the Gildersleeves.
to be a Gildersleeve and/or Gilder is wicked awesome.

the epitome of "gilder-ness" is theGILDER

Phil Michael theGILDER, rockstar and musician extraordinair.

by Michael April 03, 2005

S!

when some 1 is talking shit or making up lies

your chatting ssssssss Leon that chick didnt give u pussy

by Michael November 27, 2003

K2

The King who should be honored greatfully.

I am K2, so be good and i wont hang you.

by Michael June 21, 2003

Fatty Lumpkins

(n.) 1. a terribly physically obese individual. Also operates in a relative sense -- a thick or chunky person may deserve the appellation when compared to a more slender individual. Generally, a jovial way of describing a fatass. 2. description of a fathead, a jobbernowl, this is the more caustic and widely applicable meaning -- esp. effective for an obtuse, arrogant type.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.

Lee had a thing for chunky girls. "I am going to get all up in that Fatty Lumpkins tonight, man!"

"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."

by Michael May 18, 2005