mcnuggetdestroyer 's definitions

bobbitise

To chop off a guy's dick, most likely with a steak knife. It originated from a woman named Lorena Bobbit, who sliced off her husband's penis in 1993.

If you say another word, I will bobbitise you.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018

dick and dash

A dumbass pointless "relationship" that is only for sex. It lasts for a week at the maximum time. The only purpose is to suck dick and get pussy.

Oh my god, Noah and Dominique are having a dick and dash. Makes sense since they are both atrocious in bed.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017

slow fade

When you are in a potential relationship but you realize that you aren't in to the other person.

What a shame, I had a slow fade for Brad.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018

i'll call you

What someone says when they won't call you. It really means fuck off and that you are never to be seen again.

I'll call you, Savannah.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 12, 2018

carpin all those diems

Sliding into someone's direct messages (probably on instagram) and trying to get them to be your girlfriend and/or get their nudes.

Look at him, carpin all those diems.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 9, 2018

spill the tea

gossiping and talking shit

“i saw marcus hanging out with trayce yesterday!” “ohhhh spill the tea, sis.”

by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

aeropostale

a place that i used to shop at when i was 11 and buy logo shirts from. they have nice jeans too.

“hey mom, can we go to aeropostale?”

by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019