mcnuggetdestroyer 's definitions

tonsil tennis

An vigorous exchange of saliva or an intense make out session that should be classified as porn.

Hey bitches, play tonsil tennis elsewhere .

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 17, 2018

April 17th

National boyfriend day. The significant other puts some sappy ass shit on social media (specifically instagram) showing how “great and wonderful” their relationship is when they really ain’t about shit.

Fuck. It’s April 17th. Time to delete my instagram.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 27, 2018

sugar daddy

A rich, older man who “dates” a younger girl and buys her shiny things in exchange for sex.

Ugh! I want those louboutins. Better go get my sugar daddy!

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 27, 2018

luke p

A manipulative guy that makes up lies about everyone else to make himself appear to be a better person. He is willing to screw everyone else over for his own benefit. He is very arrogant as well. Ladies (and gentlemen who are not straight), steer clear of Luke P’s.

OMG he’s such a Luke P. Please save yourself and don’t go out with him.

by mcnuggetdestroyer June 13, 2019

slaps

what you say when a song is really good

“the dora ending credits song really slaps.”

by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

spill the tea

gossiping and talking shit

“i saw marcus hanging out with trayce yesterday!” “ohhhh spill the tea, sis.”

by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

aeropostale

a place that i used to shop at when i was 11 and buy logo shirts from. they have nice jeans too.

“hey mom, can we go to aeropostale?”

by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019