mcnuggetdestroyer 's definitions

little shit

Somebody who is annoying as fuck. They think they are funny when they are bland as hell. They have high expectations when they look like they haven't showered in seven years.

That little shit, Timothy is back at it again.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 7, 2018

sugar daddy

A rich, older man who “dates” a younger girl and buys her shiny things in exchange for sex.

Ugh! I want those louboutins. Better go get my sugar daddy!

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 27, 2018

bobbitise

To chop off a guy's dick, most likely with a steak knife. It originated from a woman named Lorena Bobbit, who sliced off her husband's penis in 1993.

If you say another word, I will bobbitise you.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018

slapping the bag

A guy masturbating and jacking off.

Noah is slapping the bag.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

Thirsty

Being desperate for attention especially from the opposite sex. The thirsty person is sexually aroused or in other words, horny.

Random human #1: Damn, you thirsty af.

Random human #2: I'm so thirsty that I'll try to have sex with the next person that approaches me.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 13, 2017

tide pod

It's a forbidden fruit that is very delicious. It gives you all your vitamins and nutrients. There are many different flavors too. Contrary to popular belief, it will not kill you, it's just another healthy snack.

Mmm. This tide pod is exceptionally good today.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 14, 2018

Goat

Goat stands for greatest of all time.

Headass #1: Beyoncé sucks, her music is absolutely atrocious.

Headass #2: Shut the fuck up, bitch. Beyoncé is a goat.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 14, 2017