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aquafina slut

Someone who refuses to drink any water that is not aquafina. Often asks "Is there any aquafina?" and complains when there is only ozarka water.
That hoe is requesting aquafina water when there clearly isn't any. Ugh, she's such an aquafina slut.
by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018
mugGet the aquafina slutmug.

burger king bulldozer

Somebody who goes to Burger King and orders 27+ whopper burgers and a bunch of large packs of fries. They often order a lot of chicken nuggets too.
Woah, that guy over there is a Burger King bulldozer.
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 2, 2018
mugGet the burger king bulldozermug.

bobbitise

To chop off a guy's dick, most likely with a steak knife. It originated from a woman named Lorena Bobbit, who sliced off her husband's penis in 1993.
If you say another word, I will bobbitise you.
by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018
mugGet the bobbitisemug.

carpin all those diems

Sliding into someone's direct messages (probably on instagram) and trying to get them to be your girlfriend and/or get their nudes.
Look at him, carpin all those diems.
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 9, 2018
mugGet the carpin all those diemsmug.

fucked up shit

Something that happens that is truly fucked up. An example is when an ugly ass son of a bitch has the nerve to imply that you aren't good enough for him when his girlfriend has the body of a teletubby and her eyebrows don't share the same zip code.
Christopher made some dumbass comments about your body. That is some fucked up shit.
by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018
mugGet the fucked up shitmug.

christmas eve eve

It is December 23rd. The day before Christmas Eve. If you want to shop last minute for presents, you should go on this day instead of Christmas Eve because it will be somewhat less crowded.
cunt #1: Shit, I need to buy presents. Should I go today or just go tomorrow which is Christmas Eve.

cunt #2: Bitch, hell to the no. Go today, Christmas Eve Eve. The stores won't be as packed as they will be tomorrow.
by mcnuggetdestroyer December 23, 2017
mugGet the christmas eve evemug.

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