Definitions by mcnuggetdestroyer

slaps 

what you say when a song is really good

“the dora ending credits song really slaps.”

slaps by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

spill the tea

gossiping and talking shit

“i saw marcus hanging out with trayce yesterday!” “ohhhh spill the tea, sis.”

spill the tea by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

aeropostale 

a place that i used to shop at when i was 11 and buy logo shirts from. they have nice jeans too.

“hey mom, can we go to aeropostale?”

aeropostale by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

northpoint christian school 

a christian school with jacked up values who think you are going to hell if you are gay and have sex before marriage. they also believe that men are the head of everything. there is no diversity there as well.

“i am never sending my kids to northpoint christian school. they are such bigots.”

northpoint christian school by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

straight pride parade 

a parade filled with trump supporters and white supremacists and a male majority. there is absolutely no culture there and it only exists because of hatred for gay people. the people who attend legitimately think they are oppressed for being straight lmao.

oh look! it’s the dumbass straight pride parade!

straight pride parade by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

luke p 

A manipulative guy that makes up lies about everyone else to make himself appear to be a better person. He is willing to screw everyone else over for his own benefit. He is very arrogant as well. Ladies (and gentlemen who are not straight), steer clear of Luke P’s.

OMG he’s such a Luke P. Please save yourself and don’t go out with him.

luke p by mcnuggetdestroyer June 13, 2019

April 17th 

National boyfriend day. The significant other puts some sappy ass shit on social media (specifically instagram) showing how “great and wonderful” their relationship is when they really ain’t about shit.

Fuck. It’s April 17th. Time to delete my instagram.

April 17th by mcnuggetdestroyer May 27, 2018