Fabulous

The gayest word of all time. Gay-speak for "great", or so I've heard.

Gay: "Omagod I just saw the sweetest little pair of pink shoes!"
Gay2: "Fabulous!!"

by Mbleh October 16, 2007

burn

A usually sarcastic and insulting comment, devised to burn someone's emotions. Brilliant burns are something anyone around, other than the wimpy victim, should appreciate. If you give one of these ingenius burns, someone around surely will utter, "Oh BURN!!". One must never say these words if they are administering the burn. This sucks most of the burning potential out of it, and, since no one else says "Oh BURN!!", it makes the victim think that only the burner agrees with the comment, giving little to no burned emotion, which makes a burn with the burner saying "burn" not a true burn. Also, when burning, it is best not to actually start the burn, that is, a burn is more painful if the victim says something normal and the burner makes a burning comment, or addition to what the victim said, thus burning the victim. So never say the beginning to what makes a burn; you'll just sound stupid. So good luck, be quick, don't say "burn" if you're burning someone, and don't say the starting words to a burn. Now go out and burn somebody!

WRONG!:
Stupid Guy: "Huh! Hey-hey! Yer momma's fat an' UGLY! OH YEAH!! BURN!!!!!"

RIGHT!:
Victim: "Wow. Your house is really small."
Intelligent Person: "Yeah, there's just enough room in there for me and yo' momma!"
Guy: "OH BURN!!"

by Mbleh November 04, 2007

Clown

A most evil and diabolical Human which wears face paint, puffy clothes, hangs out at circuses, smokes pot, and slaughters people. Appears to bring great joy to small children.

Holy crap that clown is so frigging evil I want to bight his head off lets watch TV

by Mbleh June 11, 2007

Crapperware

What Uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite calls Tupperware. He calls it this infront of his customers so they might think that his containers that he sells door-to-door are superior, thus they think Tupperware is crap.

Wife: "Rico said that them containers ain't nunn'a that lame Crapperware! Ah cain't tair it with m' hands so 'at's gotta be good stuff!"
Husband: "Shut up, woman!"

by Mbleh October 06, 2007

Creepshow III

The most horrible, most crap-sucky, and most unbelevably dim-witted sequel of all time. It has shitty effects, stupid plots, and horrible actors, which gives it no right to bear the "Creepshow" name. In one story, a family gets a new universal remote, and each time they change the channel, they have a different nationality! Their daughter gets weird, huge bloody bumps on her legs and ignores them! She even smiles in some scenes, as it reaches her face. When she's completely covered in the enormous, oozing, things, her family changes the channel and she becomes a rabbit! Oh, so scary! I'd tell you the other stories, but they're so stupid that I can't type them. The movie's not even so-bad-it's-good. It's so bad it went past "good" and back to bad again! It's worse than a Sci-fi channel original, even! Don't bother seeing it, you have been warned. Oh, and it's by the same people that did Day of the Dead 2, direct to DVD, if tells you anything.

Man, my DVD player still won't forgive me for renting Creepshow III!

by Mbleh November 13, 2007

Tourettes Guy

This beloved character has very recently passed away. He still is an internet icon, with an enormous cult following. He is recognized for his foul language, neckbrace, (sometimes) wheelchair, mustache, and glasses. He will be sorely missed by myself, and millions of others. He died in his sleep, about a month after a car accident. Tourettes Guy, 1964-2007.

Tourettes Guy: "Why don't you make like a banana, and SHIT!!!"

Tourettes Guy: (On phone with Colgate employee)"I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, and it made me feel, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!

I will miss you tourettes guy! May you rest in peace.

Go to YouTube or Google videos for tourettes guy clips. Tourettesguy.com is taking a few weeks of no videos in respect, but go there to read details of what's happened, and Complete Tourettes Guy DVD information

by Mbleh August 21, 2007

Spree

Mad good melt-in-yo' mouth candy by nestle corperation

Me: "Hey, want some Spree?"
Friend: "Yay-yuh!!"
(Me gives Friend a Spree)
Friend: *CRUNCH!*
Me: "Dude! Don't bite it! You spose to let it melt in yur mouf!"
Friend: "Shut up, Me!!"

by Mbleh October 03, 2007