maxwell's definitions

Jennifer Love Hugetits

Another name for the sexy large breasted actress Jennifer Love Hewitt.

My fantasy is to titty fuck Jennifer Love Hugetits.

by Maxwell November 20, 2004

chatham hall girls

you wear burberry and rainbows, you are the only girls school invited to mixers that shows up in polos (and no, a mixer is not an appliance), a tight squeeze is a place, and "the river" is a source of infinite mystery and fascination

kid 1: who are those girls with their collars popped flocking together in the corner over there

kid 2: oh they're chatham girls

by maxwell November 20, 2004

EHS weekend

woodberry and EHS's annual weekend dedicated, as a pretense, to football and dedicated in actuality to getting completely shitfaced, laid, and if you're really good, arrested before monday morning

man i can't wait to get some ass this EHS weekend

by maxwell November 20, 2004

affixin

Hillbilly for getting ready to do something, to prepare, to plan.

Were affixin to go to the store.

by Maxwell March 23, 2004

Cataract

Redneck term for a brand of luxury automobile. (Cadillac)

My Paw brought himself a new Cataract.

by Maxwell March 23, 2004

Astroglide

The best anal sex lubricant money can buy.

My Girlfriend and I always use Astroglide for anal sex lube because it is the slipperiest.

by Maxwell March 23, 2004

two in the pink and one in the stink

Manual hand stimulation of the female genitals and anal area whereas two fingers are inserted into the vagina (pink) and one in the anus (stink).

Sara likes two in the pink and one in the stink before sex.

by Maxwell December 19, 2003