maxwell's definitions

fart

Ass Blast, gass, bad when she farts while getting her fudge packed.

The Polish sausage and beer I had last night is making me fart.

by Maxwell October 15, 2006

Monicaudo

A cigar inserted into the vagina of a white house intern named Monica. Popularized by our former president Bill Clinton. (Not to be confused with Macanudo cigars.)

The creation of the Monicaudo cigar occurred in the White House Oval Office.

by Maxwell March 16, 2005

Christmas

An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.

I’m in debt from buying Christmas presents.

by Maxwell December 20, 2003

Winoda Ridering

The act of shoplifting.

Store security caught him winoda ridering items from Wall Mart.

by Maxwell January 6, 2004

Fingered

(1) to accuse someone of something or to point blame.
(2) to insert ones fingers in a woman’s vagina or anus for sexual stimulation.

(1) Dave was fingered by his boss at work for stealing.
(2) Joe fingered Laura in his car after there first date.

by Maxwell December 27, 2004

Poaching

the immoral actions of an adult male who dates and buys things for teenage girls to seduce them into sex.

John got his ass kicked from the father of that teenage girl he was poaching.

by Maxwell July 3, 2004

Revenue Collector

Any police officer that writes traffic tickets. Most communities use revenue collectors and traffic court judges to shakedown motorists for money. It is not about enforcing the law, but collecting revenue for the city or town where the ticket was issued.

The state of Illinois passed the seatbelt law. This law allows revenue collectors to write more traffic tickets thus generating more revenue for there communities.

by Maxwell February 14, 2005