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bimbologist

bimbologist (bim baw lo gist) NOUN. A person who studies stupid women.
John is a total bimbologist, he gets more pussy than the SPCA. But they're all morons.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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disinfotard

disinfotard (diss in fo tard) NOUN. A person so gullible they believe every lie they hear.
You actually believed Iraq attacked us on 9/11? You are such a disinfotard.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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rootard

Quit defining your enemies on Urban Dictionary, you rootard, don't you know everybody can see your name on it? You're going to get excluded from school and sent to fuck brumbies in the Outback.
by Maxhole July 14, 2011
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immunofascist

immunofascist (im yu no fash ist) NOUN. A person who supports forced vaccination, to boost drug company profits.
The Nov. 19, 2007 Natural News reports Maryland children have been forcibly vaccinated in the presence of armed guards and attack dogs to prevent protest. Maryland State’s Attorney Glenn Ivey warned parents to comply with the mandatory vaccinations,

“Unexplained absences by your child (from the vaccination clinic) may subject you to a criminal charge.”
Coincidentally, Merck Pharmaceuticals, along with Bristol-Meyers Squibb, Johnson & Johnson, Abbott Laboratories and dozens of other drug makers are all located in New Jersey. Now THAT'S an immunofascist state.
by Maxhole June 21, 2009
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White Wing

White Wing (huit wing) NOUN. Wealthy caucasian conservative males who oppose all laws that would decrease their power.
It was revealed today that in 1925, Senator Strom Thurmond fathered an illegitimate daughter with a 15-year-old black housemaid. He kept the truth quiet for over 60 years as a strident supporter of segregation and opponent of civil rights laws. This kind of secret is a common occurrence in the Deep South, where the roots of the White Wing run deep.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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spoogeneration

spoogeneration (spoo je ner aish un) VERB. To make spooge.
Her- Why didn't you come?
Him- Oh, I came.
Her- But no spooge came out.
Him- Yeah, well, the third or fourth time, you start to run out.
Her- I didn't know that... How long does it take to make more?
Him- Spoogeneration only takes a day. Two days if you want a full charge.
Her- That's what I love about fucking you, it's so educational.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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Tongue Fu

tongue fu (tung fu) NOUN. The science of kissing and all oral play, especially involving intricate and powerful movements of the tongue. The use of the tongue as a weapon.
He's a Tongue Fu master. I saw him put his tongue through an inch-thick pine board at the dojo.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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