max's definitions

blink 182

A pretty shit band, unoriginal and are insignificant compared to greenday.

I need a blink 182, but there is no toilet paper left

by max May 13, 2005

big feet

it means big shoes

i have small big feet

by max March 23, 2004

Judge Judy

what's the difference between judge Judy and a trampeline?

You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampeline.

The apacolypse

by Max November 10, 2003

Window Houdini

When a guy does a girl doggie-style in front of a window, then at some point he gets a friend to trade places with him. He runs outside and up to the window, knocks on the glass, and yells HOUDINI! while waving to his girl.

I got Rick to help me pull a Window Houdini on Stacy last night.

by Max May 13, 2005

super decreshendo

1. When a man's sex organ (dick) is hanging so low it touches the ground, drags.
2. When a man's dick is cut off and re-pasted on in a lower area...

I went to the docter to get a liposuction, but all he he did was super creshendo me!

by max December 2, 2003

kickin' it

hangin out, doing nothing, doing anything....

We were kickin' it.

by Max October 30, 2003

34 1/2

giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

by max April 7, 2004