nightcap

An act of a sexual nature usually performed after a steller date, involving the male punching the female in the face and proceding to deficate in her face just as she regains consciousness.

i gave her the wettest nightcap ever!

by Max February 22, 2005

brass balls

Bits of a brass monkey. Often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

by max August 09, 2004

redskins

The best team in the NFL

"dude, did you see the redskins fucking kill the cowboys last night

by Max March 13, 2005

K

Stands for the number 1000. Most often used to refer to a monetary figure.

1K = $1,000
30K = $30,000

They're offering a 40K salary for the job.

by max March 10, 2004

glowjob

A glow in the dark condom

Hey baby lemme close the blinds and strap on a glow job.

by max March 05, 2004

NEWSOM

red headed slut. usually turned away in rejection but comes back when sexual advancements are made

i wish these newsom's would back da fuck up off me

by MAX January 30, 2003

crab shoot

If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.

I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!

by Max August 20, 2004