Gorp

A Gorp is someone that sits in the bath tub and farts, then pops the bubbles with their nose.

Jeeze fart-bubble-popper, you're such a gorp!

by Matt March 17, 2003

knuckle nuts

getting hit in the balls

Trever asked Bob to hit him in the balls for pleasure.

by Matt August 28, 2003

Interguntion

This is when one confronts a youngish girl who has potential to be pretty but is beginning to show the signs of gunt growth to try and set her back on the right path.

When heather started wearing belly shirts at age 14, her older sister saw that little bit of flab growing and knew it was time for an interguntion.

by Matt January 19, 2004

Gill

Form of currency in the Final Fantasy world. Used in exchange for goods and serveices.

Shop Keeper: That'll be 250 Gill

Homeless Man: Will dance for Gill

by Matt February 19, 2005

zork

One of the greatest text-based adventure series of all time. Infocom's most successful brainchild with incarnations still being made even today.

>You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
>_

by Matt October 10, 2003

retail therapy

an excuse for people mostly female to go shopping when they're feeling bad, when in reality their bad feelings could be released/treated in other ways.

mandie went to the mall for a little retail therapy the day after matt dumped her.

by matt November 29, 2004

nice catch no-catch

What you say to someone after they have fucked up, as in catching a ball.

*throws something, it hits you in the head*
"Nice catch, no-catch!"

by matt November 05, 2004