matt's definitions

put down to sleep

A word or phrase people think of to avoid the truth, that "putting someone/thing down to sleep" is simply killing.

"Put down to sleep" is almost always used in the meaning of giving a pet animal a shot which will kill them, in order to put it out of its misery of a fatal sickness.

See also: abortion, silence

I guess we have to ki-- *cough* I mean, put our dog down to sleep, cuz it has SARS.

by Matt May 9, 2003

bluppet

A blowjob from a puppet.

Kermit The Frog gives a great bluppet!

by Matt September 24, 2003

mangela

Any female named Angela who is overly hairy, fat or masculine.

Dude I almost called her Mangela cause she looks like a man.

"I look like my dad." - Mangela

by matt January 31, 2004

L.L.B

Large booty blonde

Damn check out that LBB

by matt October 12, 2003

sum buitch!!

a dirty sum buitch up the street with small balls..also called rt's (raisin testecles) often affiliated with a small brain.

we pissed sum buitch off so he threw a 5 lbs barbell at my car. what a sum buitch!

by matt May 3, 2003

Shigy

an asain, more spisificlly an asain that follows many stereo types

hey shigy, dont hit that red nissan

by matt December 10, 2003

bizulshizit

N. The slang term for when something is so incredibly wrong that words come out in a slur of speach with randomly insterted Z's

also See, Fizuk, Skrizew, and blizowjizob

Man i can't believe you skrizewd her that is such bizulshizit. Go fizuk your self and have your mother give you a blizowjizob.

by Matt April 22, 2004