malathia's definitions

morning breath

Known by many names, morning breath describes the horrible taste and smell your mouth has in the morning when you wake up, even if you've brushed your teeth and all the night before.

It's especially bad when coupled with a hangover.

Morning breath is the bane of all those who fall asleep together and wake up wanting to kiss (but hopefully don't for both of their sakes!).

At the very least pull a dental denial before kissing anyone in the morning!

She was disgusted when her boyfriend gave her a kiss as soon as he woke up and promptly told him that morning breath can kill small woodland creatures.

by malathia February 10, 2006

Mysteria

Noun.

A combination between mystery and hysteria, such as when people are hysterically interested in a mystery.

Adjectival form is mysterias

1. I was full of mysteria when my boyfriend wouldn't tell me what he had written in his notebook.

by malathia February 2, 2006

bedbadger

Someone who spends a lot of time in bed sleeping or lazing around.

The term is generally used affectionately, and refers to people that are cuddly and laid back (which explains why they stay in bed for so long).

Bedbadger probably arises from the fact (or myth?) that badgers spend a lot of time sleeping.

I went to see my girlfriend this morning. She was still all snuggled up under the blankets, that bedbadger.

by malathia April 14, 2006

unko

The Japanese word for 'poop'.

Can be used as an affectionate nickname as it is a rather childish way of describing shit.

1. Look at that massive unko the dog left on the street!

2. Hey Unko! How's it going?

by malathia April 9, 2006

glowy

The warm,bubbly feeling you get inside when you're happy about something.

It generally gives you a constant, content, small smile on your lips.

When I saw how much he liked the present, I felt all warm and glowy.

by malathia May 5, 2006

scrumlicious

Originates from the mixture of the words scrumptious and delicious. This mixture can also result in delumptious.

Can be used to refer to anything good enough to eat, such as food or people.

1. That chocolate fudge cake is scrumlicious!

2. "That guy by the bar looks scrumlicious...."

by malathia December 27, 2005

lary

British slang.

To be loud, aggressive, and antisocial.

eg. The lary England supporters goaded the police, cursing loudly and throwing rocks.

by malathia December 28, 2005