Definitions by malathia
bedbadger
Someone who spends a lot of time in bed sleeping or lazing around.
The term is generally used affectionately, and refers to people that are cuddly and laid back (which explains why they stay in bed for so long).
Bedbadger probably arises from the fact (or myth?) that badgers spend a lot of time sleeping.
The term is generally used affectionately, and refers to people that are cuddly and laid back (which explains why they stay in bed for so long).
Bedbadger probably arises from the fact (or myth?) that badgers spend a lot of time sleeping.
I went to see my girlfriend this morning. She was still all snuggled up under the blankets, that bedbadger.
grapefruit
When used in the expression "to be a grapefruit" it means being a third wheel, the spare part, feeling left out or excluded, as is the case if you go out with a group of couples.
It turned out to be a double date--James was supposed to come along but when he found out that both my and John's girlfriends were coming along, he decided he didn't want to be a grapefruit.
grapefruit by malathia April 10, 2006
morning breath
Known by many names, morning breath describes the horrible taste and smell your mouth has in the morning when you wake up, even if you've brushed your teeth and all the night before.
It's especially bad when coupled with a hangover.
Morning breath is the bane of all those who fall asleep together and wake up wanting to kiss (but hopefully don't for both of their sakes!).
At the very least pull a dental denial before kissing anyone in the morning!
It's especially bad when coupled with a hangover.
Morning breath is the bane of all those who fall asleep together and wake up wanting to kiss (but hopefully don't for both of their sakes!).
At the very least pull a dental denial before kissing anyone in the morning!
She was disgusted when her boyfriend gave her a kiss as soon as he woke up and promptly told him that morning breath can kill small woodland creatures.
morning breath by malathia February 10, 2006