maelstr0m_X1's definitions
1. (n) a child of plentiful entertainment
2. (adj) having a nervous or depressing identity
3. (n) identification of funkiness
4. (vt) the act of flatulating, indiscreetly, in a public area
2. (adj) having a nervous or depressing identity
3. (n) identification of funkiness
4. (vt) the act of flatulating, indiscreetly, in a public area
(1) that dancer is quite a funkid
(2) see the kid hyped up on prozac? he's quite funkid
(3) "mr. disco man, we are going to need to see your funkid before we allow you to step onto the dance floor"
(4) "DUDE! was that a stink bomb, or did someone just funkid?!"
(2) see the kid hyped up on prozac? he's quite funkid
(3) "mr. disco man, we are going to need to see your funkid before we allow you to step onto the dance floor"
(4) "DUDE! was that a stink bomb, or did someone just funkid?!"
by maelstr0m_X1 December 20, 2004
Get the funkidmug. I figured I'd make myself look cool to all my nerdy subjects by placing a Google query bar on my now googlified website.
by maelstr0m_X1 December 28, 2005
Get the googlifiedmug. (noun) the resulting effect of derp spreading rapidly between individuals in a group, as a result of hyperstimulation of the derp gland. a single stupid person will be stimulated by something derp-worthy, which will cause them to emanate derp out to their surroundings. other stupid individuals will receive the stimulus and produce the same effect. this continues until an entire population of similarly-minded individuals have become stimulated, which can lead to widespread epic failure. it becomes increasingly more common in societies where intelligence is not respected (e.g. America)
Twilight. I don't need to say anything else. Fucking Twilight. Stephenie Meyer originated the derp signal, which spread like wildfire to its readers, resulting in a derp cascade. There are plenty more examples, but for now, this epitomizes it.
by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012
Get the derp cascademug. 1) Immersed in a lengthy state of apathy.
2) In a state of low mental activity.
3) To be slapped with a stick engraved with blah on it.
2) In a state of low mental activity.
3) To be slapped with a stick engraved with blah on it.
I don't know if I can say... I'm just so blahhed.
Wow... that was a stupid and blahhed answer.
::smack:: boy, why have you blahhed me?!
Wow... that was a stupid and blahhed answer.
::smack:: boy, why have you blahhed me?!
by maelstr0m_X1 April 2, 2005
Get the blahhedmug. (noun) a fictitious gland responsible for the filtration of derp-worthy stimuli in the human brain.
in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.
in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.
in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.
in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.
(intelligent) I swear, if I hear another stupid thing come out of her mouth, my derp gland is going to explode!
(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012
Get the derp glandmug. by maelstr0m_X1 April 7, 2005
Get the sustenancemug.