Definitions by maelstr0m_X1

expository writing 

the process by which one reads about from many different sources, about twenty pages in length each, that have little to do with each other, analyze them and then combine them to find a uniform thesis; advanced bullshitting

oh man, expository writing at Rutgers blows!
these assignments in expository writing are completely ridiculous!
where am I going to use expository writing in real life? oh, right: NOWHERE!

expository writing by maelstr0m_X1 December 28, 2005

googlified 

Any domain, article, or person that has some mark, ownership, or direct access/link to Google, Inc.

I figured I'd make myself look cool to all my nerdy subjects by placing a Google query bar on my now googlified website.

googlified by maelstr0m_X1 December 28, 2005

sustenance 

1. (n) a consumable product that provides sufficient nourishment
2. (n) nutrient(s)
3. (n) FOOD!

so. hungry! need. SUSTENANCE!

sustenance by maelstr0m_X1 April 7, 2005

blahhed 

1) Immersed in a lengthy state of apathy.
2) In a state of low mental activity.
3) To be slapped with a stick engraved with blah on it.

I don't know if I can say... I'm just so blahhed.
Wow... that was a stupid and blahhed answer.
::smack:: boy, why have you blahhed me?!

blahhed by maelstr0m_X1 April 2, 2005

confubble 

1) baffle
2) infatuate
3) to toy with, as emotions
4) to vaguely confuse; vaguely confuzzle

i think i'm speechless
and i'm just confubbled

confubble by maelstr0m_X1 March 22, 2005

kwanza 

(1) the basic unit of money in Angola
(2) common misspelling of the "holiday", Kwanzaa

...and how much is that worth in kwanzas?

kwanza by maelstr0m_X1 December 25, 2004

homework 

an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep

I was up all night doing that homework... UGH!

homework by maelstr0m_X1 December 22, 2004